Best I can offer is a deeply unexciting interview

Damn I wish I had cuddles and cookies.

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Goob Jod

Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

But what if you were also her daughter?

That seems pretty right for you

Dr. Perky in Tomodachi life

Fucked up in the crib

Berta, Wise Extrapolator {2}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Frog Druid Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature’s power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it. 1/4

Every time I see someone mention Berta, Wise Extrapolator, I say, "better believe it's Berta beef" and then I have to explain Letterkenny

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic

Yeah, I ended up with all of my pools working out for me. But it was hard to find 23 playables last night

I unironically think that seeded sealed pools either make an absolutely nuts thing because you start with 10-12 playables. Or you now have 14 unusable cards in your pool. And that second feeling sucks so much.

2-1 all three prereleases. Hopefully I can ride that into tomorrow

Oh dang that’s dope

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

At 35 like once every month or so I sleep half my night on the floor.

Damn there goes my plan of “stand by me but with a nuclear weapon”

Troo

Bugs why did I need 20 of each Unstable basic.

I at one point had an unstable cube, that was just a 4-3-2-1 cube. As an excuse to buy multiple boxes for the lands. Now they’re the backers for my proxied commander cube

The silly flavored cards like beast in show, and novellamental are weirdly good at helping limited flow. At least to me.

That makes sense. Would a cube lik that use some of the “draft glue” cards from unstable? Because I really felt that missing in unfinity

I just wish Unfinity was a fun draft. It just tried to do too much at the same time and it made it awkward at best.

I didn't know there was a winner here. But is there a prize?

It's true. My friends sometime hate pick him so I can't have him so I have to do something different.

Tell him I say "Gront" back

He's so cool. I miss when he was strong enough to be considered bonkers.

Tell your dog I say hi

Damn why is the card that's just you so much more fun looking than the card that I feel the most me.