i'm writing this book and you're reading it right now

going to mark the day and tread water until rescue

(dysmorphically) im going to have no strength at all when im allowed to test it again

wanna know how i got these muscles? by posting in fucked up ways

ive been sitting this way forever tbr

on my knees perched over the back of my computer chair with my hands floating over the desk like i'm ethan hunt in what's frankly a homosexual mockery of sitting down

gotta be a bot it . there . thats how you want me to talk

"gotta be above it" but it's "gotta be about it" or it would be but you keep making fun of my canadian accent

you cant be the sun and the air. those are two different things

ive been on my feet all day because it feels more comfortable than sitting and it makes me feel less helpless than lying in bed and now im tired

fr though i actually cant sit down comfortably at all

i am the sun

all geometry in this joke is purely coincidental

okay. my pussy is so fat that when i sit down it's like trying to hold an entire pool noodle underwater she's coming up for air and you cant stop her

*sigh* it's hard out here when you have a fat pussy, the fattest pussy even

literally my puffy pussy is too fat to fit into any of the holes in this puffy pussy pillow

Mirror selfie. Blonde white woman in rainbow sherbet colored taffeta puff sleeve dress with knee high white socks and pink velvet Mary Janes

Mirror selfie. Blonde white woman in a big long black tee that says HEALTH and EVA-02 with a graphic of Asuka from Evangelion

The show fit / the show merch

if you could blow up this waffle pillow for me thatd really be doing me a gas

its fine its fine stay self evident

oops i keep getting more annoying about gender

(preemptively) im reclaiming this

i see i see. and so a boy case would be one that makes a masculine argument beyond that

please go on

chewable tablets that make your guts feel better also taste so fucking good thanking the chefs in r&d for that one

(me realising i have a boy case) i am Reclaiming this.

you can be any type of woman or man even

screen shot of tomodachi life. a mii character that looks like Treez says, “Yuli...how much do you know about drawing smut?”

another screenshot of tomodachi life. a mii character that looks like Yuli (treez’s IRL gf) says, “I study the drawing smut rule book every night before bed!”

i can be trusted with this game. this is just a lore accurate first convo between two soon to be girlfriends

im literally dumb as hell and if u know me irl you know its twice as true there. i am generally in a fugue state that i have the odd fortune to be able to describe in real time

also there are colors

masc lesbianism without an expectation of competency or seriousness