Posts by Cristian Díaz
Michigan J. Frog, a cartoon amphibian dancing, with a top hat and a cane
A lot of people *say* they're Christian but are too afraid to put this picture of Him on their timeline
I have been using it on my most recent audits ☺️
Quoted illustration zoom it of a bunny driving a car with appearance of a crocodile. Look at this happy fella go
Idk, that'd put him out of commission, I would not be able to live with the guilt of doing that
Supporting women's wrongs 🗣️
Gente linda de Colombia, recuerden votar hoy
Big if true tbh
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."
Ominous bird valentines.
Honestly, stop giving men podcasts at this point (paywalled article, btw)
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I hate this axis of reality we're on
Una redundancia redundante, entendido
AI bubble cannot burst soon enough
A webcomic in four panels: Panel 1. The gothic sorceress lies in bed, with a hot towel on her forehead and a thermometer in her mouth. Closer on the bed, her Avian Intelligence (AI) Parrot is perched. > Gothic Sorceress: "Ugh, I wanna die. This flu is brutal. Avian Intelligence, tell me how should I treat it?" Panel 2. The AI Parrot responds with proudness in his pose. > AI Parrot: "It's easy. Take a pinch of Shadow-Root powder in a glass of water and done." Panel 3. The Gothic Sorceress turns angry at the bird. This one try to process why. > Gothic Sorceress: "Wait a minute, Shadow-Root?! That's a #*$%@& lethal poison! Are you trying to kill me?" > AI Parrot: "You weren't asking for?... uh..." Panel 4. The AI parrot realizes "I wanna die" was just an idiom, feels stupid and embarrassed. The Gothic Sorceress facepalms under her blanket. > AI Parrot: "Oh!"
Medical Recommendations with Avian Intelligence
#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
YouTube video that says Video unavailable because of content from LatinAutor - UMPG who has blocked it from the website
I wonder what this video will be. Certainly I won't be rickrolled
3 panel comic. Panel one: coworkers stand around a desk, as another employee, a Humboldt squid carrying a big stack of binders, walks past them. One says to the squid, “hey Eric, need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the two human employees are laughing and a man steps into frame, breaking the fourth wall. He says “stop.” Panel 3: the man, still talking to the camera, says “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”
You might be cool, but are you this cool? Of course not, know your human limits!
Great to see necromancy will be a trend for UX in 2026
A comic in four panels: Panel 1. Top view on the Gothic Sorceress room, she sits at her desk, sewing a square piece of fabric with focus. From the top of his perch, her AI Parrot bird watches with curiosity, intrigued by the focused effort required for the task. > AI Parrot: "Can I assist with optimizing your sewing technique?" > Gothic Sorceress: "No thanks." Panel 2. Zooming in, the AI Parrot continue to suggest while the Gothic Sorceress still sewings with attention. > AI Parrot: "Would you like to review best practices for efficient and accurate crafting?" > Gothic Sorceress: "No." Panel 3. The Gothic Sorceress contemplates her work, holding the small piece of fabric up to the light to inspect it. She looks happy, proud, and relieved after the effort of creating a simple square piece of thin fabric. The AI Parrot listens, processing the lesson. > Gothic Sorceress: "You see, in an age of Avian Intelligence, making something imperfectly, with your own hands and mind, is an act of resistance." Panel 4. The Gothic Sorceress stands behind the AI Parrot, who now has a gag made from the square fabric. The AI Parrot looks surprised, unable to speak. The Gothic Sorceress appears proud of her handiwork. > Gothic Sorceress: "And even better if this act can also shut you up for good!"
An Act of Resistance
#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
“i’m always polite to chat gpt so it remembers me later 🤪” you are going to die from water-poison-related typhoid in the Great American Megadesert after a particularly nasty heat surge evaporates the rest of the drinkable rations. you will be buried in the sand.
Mira, just let me have this 😂😭
Mano, al menos hubo un intento 😭
Kindly, please spell my country's name right 😅
Satya, I'm a contrarian little bitch, now I'll call it AI slop even harder
Por un 2026 en el que voy a estar aun más en contra de la IA generativa 🙏
NUEVO VÍDEO
Desmontando las mentiras de Israel: la raíces del sionismo
LINK youtu.be/p4iRnR9-b6U
A comic in four panel: Panel 1. The scene opens on a cozy winter morning, in the corner of a room with a chimney and a festively decorated tree, in black, because made by the Gothic Sorceress. The Gothic Sorceress, in her black nightie looks excited and a bit mischievous. > Gothic Sorceress: "I'm so excited, best time of the year!" Panel 2. The sorceress examines the contents of a gift she unwrapped with delight: a new spellbook. > Gothic Sorceress: "A new spellbook? Yes!" Panel 3. On the perch nearby the tree, her AI Parrot says something as the sorceress begins to flip through the pages. A cold shiver runs down the Gothic Sorceress's spine as she realizes. > AI Parrot: "I generated that book last night. I hope you like it." Panel 4. The cyber parrot is seen lying on the tiled floor, with a heavy book on his head. He looks enthusiastic. > AI Parrot: "Using the spellbook as a projectile? I love the creative use! I knew you'd enjoy the present."
Holiday special
#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
I've had an execeptionally tough year.
I have no income or health insurance, and could really use your help finding my next paid project. 💜
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Open to front-end, full-stack, design system, & accessibility projects. 10+ years experience.
Many more details in post!