If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

He used to have hair?

I wonder if they have any countermeasures against hackers who use protocol manipulation to hijack drones.

It’s almost like a 2-bit mobster became president and decided that controlling the world’s most powerful military was a great opportunity to shakedown small countries,

With a market cap of $2.67 Trillion, this fine is 0.0000076 of their net worth. This is like an ordinary citizen having to pay a fine of 75 cents for contaminating groundwater.

When someone lacks morality, they are unable to objectively recognize morality in others. At best, such morally-deficient people can only be loyal, but only insofar as loyalty doesn't contravene their faithlessness.

Hormoos?

Pilot shot down in Iran visits the White House. Looks familiar, can’t quite place her though

Frightened conservative sheep whine that spending trillions of dollars on defense every year is necessary to keep America from being invaded.

But isn't that what the 2nd Amendment is for?

His ear was resurrected. It was an immaculate deception.

His ear was resurrected. It was an immaculate deception.

But how do you reproduce the smell of B.O. and rancid patchouli?

When Christ comes into contact with anti-Christ, doesn’t that cause an explosion?

The perfect successor to Lost is “Found”.

I see lots of people diddling on their cellphones while they drive like this.

A big fat wet sloppy “hug”.

They will appoint him as Vice Deputy Commissioner Adjunct of ICE and issue him the official neck gator.

I thought they used a flux capacitor.

If the story was true, the Trump regime would parade him around in order to illicit more support for the war.

I'm here to resurrect an ear.

They also know how to whine like sore losers.

Maybe Trump turned him in for the bounty. Trump has no problem betraying soldiers.

I'm not joking. And don't call me Shirley.

"You're gonna close the strait? We're gonna close the strait more! The strait is gonna be so closed, everybody is gonna say "nobody closes a strait like you do.' It's gonna be the most closed strait in history."

Do you mean the same media that pulls stories that Trump doesn't like?

So you believe the child-fucker who says he didn't fuck children. I bet people take advantage of you all the time.

The navigation system malfunctioned, so the only way to get back was to fly the search pattern in reverse.

"Obi Wan Coronary, you're our only hope."

Perhaps Trump will be the Great Peacemaker by being the common enemy that unites all peoples.