CJ McCollum seamlessly taking the ATL Knicks Villain title from Trae Young >>>>

Hawks and Timberwolves stole a game. We’d better clamp the Suns again on Wednesday.

⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Double Flex.

Closeup Tummy Shot.

Tummy + Torso.

Tropical Lemonade Papa. 🍋💪🏽🐼🌴
#TummyTuesday

Would love to hog tie you.

Proud of ya! Keep it up. ✨💪🏽🐲

*wrangles you*

We are. 🔥🐲💨

But We understand. 🙏🏽

Lone Star CowBoy.

Balcony Papa.

Couch Chewie.

Balcony Papa. (Askance Edition)

Relaxing at home before work earlier. Chewie is clearly better at it than I.

We handled the first game. Keep up that energy!

⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Should be a good’un!

They are!

Perfect. ✨🙌🏽👹

You’re QUITE welcome.

Now, smother me. 🐼👅🍯

SMDH! 🙂‍↔️

When did we acquiesce to speakerphoning everything EVERYWHERE?

It feels like such self-centered obliviousness, (&?)or vainglorious peacocking.

Of the highest (🙄) degree.

She’s a seasoned old lady now…she’d better. 🙂‍↕️

Chewbacca in all her glory.

Chewbacca’s profile.

Chewie on a #Caturday morning. 🔆✨🐈‍⬛

The back dimple is perfect.

🐼👅🍯

My math brain is screaming “IT’S NOT ‘CHAPTER X,’ IT’S ‘CHAPTER X + 1!’”

😭🤓💀

Okay, so when folks hit a birthday and caption their declaratory post with “Chapter [insert current age],” they’re missing the year between birth and 1yo, right?

Unless they’re calling that a prologue, if we’re keeping with the novel metaphor.

NBA Playoffs start today. I’m ready. 🏀👏🏽🐼

Thunder host the Suns on Sunday. How fitting.

⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Sounds like a guaranteed blockbuster!

Self hate pervades the deepest.

And they get foolishly upset with you when you’re not self-deprecating like them. SMDH a right mess.

You’ve unleashed a Spartan. 😭😭💀

Staring the night off well enough. Behave!

Finishing the night off with some roughhousing. Don’t behave!

Workday. // Roleplay. #BouncerChronicles

🔅💪🏽🐼💭♨️

And cleaner!