We handled the first game. Keep up that energy!

⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Should be a good’un!

They are!

Perfect. ✨🙌🏽👹

You’re QUITE welcome.

Now, smother me. 🐼👅🍯

SMDH! 🙂‍↔️

When did we acquiesce to speakerphoning everything EVERYWHERE?

It feels like such self-centered obliviousness, (&?)or vainglorious peacocking.

Of the highest (🙄) degree.

She’s a seasoned old lady now…she’d better. 🙂‍↕️

Chewbacca in all her glory.

Chewbacca’s profile.

Chewie on a #Caturday morning. 🔆✨🐈‍⬛

The back dimple is perfect.

🐼👅🍯

My math brain is screaming “IT’S NOT ‘CHAPTER X,’ IT’S ‘CHAPTER X + 1!’”

😭🤓💀

Okay, so when folks hit a birthday and caption their declaratory post with “Chapter [insert current age],” they’re missing the year between birth and 1yo, right?

Unless they’re calling that a prologue, if we’re keeping with the novel metaphor.

NBA Playoffs start today. I’m ready. 🏀👏🏽🐼

Thunder host the Suns on Sunday. How fitting.

⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Sounds like a guaranteed blockbuster!

Self hate pervades the deepest.

And they get foolishly upset with you when you’re not self-deprecating like them. SMDH a right mess.

You’ve unleashed a Spartan. 😭😭💀

Staring the night off well enough. Behave!

Finishing the night off with some roughhousing. Don’t behave!

Workday. // Roleplay. #BouncerChronicles

🔅💪🏽🐼💭♨️

And cleaner!

Looks like the Magic decided NOT to play with the Hornets tonight. An early rout so far.

Always a blessing when toxic, trifling folks remove themselves from your life.

Work soon, please feed. 🐼👅🍯
#BouncerChronicles

We’re not gonna be friends if you’re a poor/lazy communicator.

I’ll be too aggravated by your selfish shenanigans, & you’ll be too rattled by me calling you out every time you triflingly cut a corner. Best to just never let it become anything, especially if you don’t want to be better about it.

Excellent.

Kneel and oblige, Drone.

Confirm.

Sweaty and accomplished!

All right, a light flex for the Good Lads, Enbies, and Lassies out there.

I’m done when the beard tells me (by furling up and dripping).

Two hefty hours of 🏋🏽‍♂️ always gets the beard bearding. #FlexFriday

🔺💪🏽🐼

🚂 🐼💨

I bet it does. ✨👌🏽🐼🤌🏽✨