#BananaLaffyTaffyLoverSky

oh wow he said it

So real, I make Meghan Markle hop out and get the dutches.

Not having space for myself due to no fault of my own is starting to fuck with me.

Aaaand muted.

Zero tolerance for posting spoilers round this MF.

Raphael Saadiq ft. D'Angelo: Be Here

youtu.be/vCJY2NSSU1g?...

"according to nine people familiar" is never a line you want in a story about you

The Will Smith look away meme.

Oh no, you're dumb!

I fuckin hate these commercials, man. 😭😅

Why all the Terms and Conditions being updated at the same time?

Surely, the leopards won't eat MY face.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've had a burger there since they served me a "McDonalds at Home" ass burger on sandwich bread.

Cherry Limeades and French Toast sticks solely for me.

I don't like how Don did Sal behind this shit. Just expected my boy to toss it up in the workplace like a trollup. SMH

Deleted the fuck out of that cuz no thank you.

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I'd harm several people for a new model Zune with bluetooth capabilities.

LMAO I literally just had to do this.

"I KNOW YOU SEE THIS TUPPERWARE IN MY HAND, AMBER!"

Kill all them fools in that "academy"

I had to unfollow the Hood Anchor dude. He has good intentions and I appreciate that.

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

Last month in The Onion:

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Mr. Tendernism is a very quotable guy

Watched this whole Chappelle - Michel Martin interview....

Man, you can tell the folks who have nothing but Yes men around them. They say the DUMBEST shit and think they sound so profound.

I'm not even a Catholic and the way they're talking to the Pope is pissing me off.

Mutual desire HAS to be a part of whatever I got going on with whomever.

I've flown too close to the sun to let that go by the wayside as a part of compromise.

a group of people are standing around a couch and talking to each other . ALT: a group of people are standing around a couch and talking to each other .

The main thing about kink is consent which you niggas don’t be asking for online or irl.

You not being shamed for the kink, you being shamed for being outta pocket.

pope leo: murder is bad

every republican: how dare you mention me

Technical difficulties in the last minute of the play-in.

Again, why is this only on streaming?