RIP george foreman, the reason all the meat components of my childhood meals were disgusting ❤️

don’t do it babe

still psychically recovering from the trauma of seeing the music video for TLC’s “unpretty” at too young an age

do not piss me the fuck off

shoutout to lichens, mosses, etc

i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child

so close! that is a website ❤️

there should just be a manual of how to do everything. enough people have existed that we should have the collective knowledge of exactly how to do everything perfectly and without issue.

if i pull up to the function unexplainably speaking with a british accent you need to mind your business

go back to facebook addison!

why are you guys posting like it’s 2014? “doggos” and “smol beans” and “my tummy hort” ENOUGH!!!

will there be a live stream available? for a one-time fee?

if you wanna make gen x friends, you’re gonna have to sing ween at karaoke

no apples definitely count

we will never achieve class solidarity until every teen learns the words to colt 45 in an olive garden parking lot on a friday night at 2am smoking weed out of an aluminum can

personally, if i was one of the richest people in the world, i would make sure that i wasn’t ugly

when a set of twins marries a set of twins it’s like…yikes, you know?

idea: N95 masks for dogs

packing up the car to evacuate and my puppy is chasing the falling ashes like they’re snowflakes 🥰which would be so cute if it weren’t for the end-of-days of it all 🥰

able-bodied people mad about congestion pricing in nyc…take the subway bitch!

happy new year everyone!

they gave it one star!!

i personally think cooking is really good and fun 🙂

this review of a diner near me…people are not okay!

2025 is gonna be a big year for my boobs, i can feel it

hey aussies, what’s 2025 like so far?

my official ins and outs list for 2025

oversharing with my uber drivers is how i get through The Horrors

kujichagulia is a beautiful name for a girl

and on top of everything else, my tummy hurts