i have bad stomach issues and eat taco bell multiple times a week and its one of the few foods that never upsets my tummy

i think people who make jokes about Taco Bell giving you diarrhea are suffering from chronically low fiber diets and scared of the fast food place that sells beans

a man is sitting at a table with a caption that says how people who only drink water expect us to react Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a caption that says how people who only drink water expect us to react

That one mii whose All-Time Favorite is Tap Water

Bro I forgot Jeffrey Epstein, Osama Bin Laden, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Ted Bundy, Jimmy Savile and Benjamin Netanyahu all set aside their differences to design the airlock puzzle in Persona 5

they're gonna ostracize him like they did to arevalo in 2024 where they had him holding the mic in vlogs

was once New Amsterdam.

i know with certainty i pass but i still spend every second im in public panicked ill be clocked and humiliated

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When a neurotypicoid cattle asks you why you have to do that thing with your hands that you "don't have to do" you just gotta hit em with the aspie stare

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

How Soviet leaders would react to you coming out as trans a 🧵

that crazy because there’s actually a rule that if a present starts a war and congress doesn’t approve it in 34 days the president will go to jail. look up “trump rule 34” to learn more

yeah its so cool and honorable that robert mueller went to vietnam to murder people

average they might be giants song

is this what people think when they meet me

estrogen?

heartbreaking: local beautiful princess forced to wash dishes, make her own dinner

if you're a youtuber that makes video essays that are longer than a standard feature film, you should make a video of similar length but it's about you peeing your pants super loud and getting very embarrassed about it and make increasingly pathetic noises as you keep pissing yourself

it feels like no trans women are in the normal section between the two extremes of “immature child who cant handle any serious subjects” and “edgelord who performatively hates themselves”

ngl my first thought was someone put progesterone in lasagna when i saw this

Americans will really be like "no you don't get it, they actually give me a lot of money for bombing children so its okay"

One thing every American has in common is the need to get told they're good people by those they kill and exploit. Have you considered bombing you is the only way they could afford foodstamps for their cousin's dog's sister?

boomer humor

Imagine if we’d had one president, just one, who was as virulently hostile towards domestic violence or child abuse as this one is towards brown people.

im glad im vegan but god i miss eating shitty greasy disgusting pizzas. vegan pizza is too nice. i wanna eat shit.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

every girl deserves to have a cat whos obsessed with her titties and thighs

i have no sympathy for anyone in the us military

Tumblr: "we LOVE trans people! Unless they talk about how transphobic Staff is or fail to address transphobic harassment on our platform! Also we're totally fine with spambots stealing content from trans SWers and AI slop; but dare a trans woman post a SFW selfie? Gayest place on the internet guyz!"