Witch plush typing "not even REMOTELY accurate. this is completely unfounded slander and my lawyers will be in touch if this post isn't deleted within the week"

nope. you're pocket size.

canonical princess height:

!!! :DD

﹙immediately wraps them up in a tight but cuddling hug.﹚

so soft , n squishy.

﹙stabbing bits n pieces. flood contains flushing against her face. honestly , if she wasn't eating , one might think she was committing a murder.﹚

❝ mm-!! delicious 𝀈 .ᐟ﹙✨﹚❞

come onnn , reader-! it's time for your daily hug .ᐟ

﹙raising her blade - knife in hopes for a hug.﹚

+ ﹙grin growing wider , amongst the ﹚

come on. show me something cool .ᐟ﹙✨﹚

+ to attack me .ᐣ

good. it would have been sooo
boring had i sliced your neck
open with little to no resistance.

﹙her form , previously that of a sweet and innocent looking princess, slowly turned into a grotesque , bladed wilding monster.﹚

+

﹙the princess , still standing with her wicket grin , grows an even bigger smile as they decided to strike at her.﹚

﹙but for only a mere moments of making contact , she swiftly moves away. with only bits of her dress being thorn off. ﹚

oooh. finally deciding +

ace freaky 🫵

what joke .ᐣ

﹙oop-﹚

﹙the princess looks at the two puppets in awh'd. so soft , so skinnable. ✨﹚

right here , silly .ᐟ

﹙she points at a solid rock. perfectly shaped for to sit on. though , at the cost of dirtying her own dress.﹚

﹙she wasn't even wondering that . immediately stuffing her face inside of a bowl.﹚

❝ delicious-! perfect meal for a perfect princess ~ ! ❞

ᅠᅠ
nu uh. it's clearly morning.
just look at that sun over there-

﹙there is no sun.﹚

﹙munching.﹚ ... cookies !!!
you want some .ᐣ :DD
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🎨 nat the lich

ace she's almost readyyy.

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ace working on ghost princess... she'll be out soon!

ᅠᅠ
what do you meaaaan .ᐣ
it's clearly morning—

﹙it's 3 pm.

munch. munch. munch.﹚
ᅠᅠ

mmm... mowrniiing.

﹙munching on cookie﹚

ooc alt made !!! @sharpedges.bsky.social ( warning: there will be stabby sex. )

Ow ow ow ow ow! That hurt! What are your bones made of, metal? Because mine are.

'look better...' .ᐣ

hmmm... ﹙arm on shoulder , while the other gently tapping her chin.﹚alright .ᐟ what do you have in mind .ᐣ ﹙✨﹚

﹙a twisted grin , spreading for both sides of her cheeks.﹚

hmm ... i don't know .ᐟ but maybe you can give me some ideas .ᐣ ﹙gasp﹚ .. i know .ᐟ you should come closer .ᐟ it would be a lot easier to brainstorm ideas if you're like , 3 feet closer to me. :DD

This is a love story.

ace which princess did you make?? i don't wanna accidentally copy u 🥺

' 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊… 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊…
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝
𝐲𝐨𝐮 ƒєℓℓ… ‘

𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙊 𝘿𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙇𝙀
𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘿𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎

#mvrp | #mlprp | #mlpfimrp
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ace you have one?? :Oo

ace no.

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ace