He will use them to clear the room every damn time I'm sure of it 😆

The Shermanator doing his "shermanating"

Worked for Thomson back in the 90s at the time they bought WestLaw

I liked working for them at the time

Sad to hear this is the direction they're heading

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I KNOW RIGHT?!?

I mean it's not like it's written down somewhere...

Wait... I think I found something...

Corridors of Power is still my fave album of his.

Intro to End of the World rivals Eddie Van Halen's Eruption

The Onion relaunches Infowars as legal wrangling continues The satirical news site said it’s rebranding right-wing pundit Alex Jones' controversial platform under a proposed licensing deal.

B.E.A.U.tiful

Fate is a fickle mistress who bides her time...

I love the Onion

www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

Mazi the cat lounging in my office window

My supervisor... 🙄

Word. Ex wanted to see it and I nearly fell asleep half way thru

Boring AF

I also think all the hype leading up to its release ruined any effect it might have had on the viewer

Then again I dont care much for horror because I just can't suspend disbelief for it

Thank you 🫂

I'm at our small library every week (I teach bagpipes) and I would feel just as you did.

Now I need to listen to Bach

Damn, that would have been the show to see.

Glad you town got to experience his magic

His playing of Bach's Cello Suite #1 is my favorite as it was mom's before me

Hi!

I am well despite all the chaos. LOL

I hope you are well and keep skeeting!

This and the "walled garden development" Apple implemented for the iPhone was why I've never personally owned one.

I have one, but work paid for it.

The only way out is through

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Being a care giver to mom was hard, but at least she was who she always was, kind and generous

Dad was his true self at the end, a narcissist, just without any guardrails to keep that side of him in check

Hugs to you as well.

It took police intervention to get dad to give up his driver's license back in '22.

I need to collate the 40+ tweet thread I did on twitter back in '21

As for HIM, in a weird way it's probably fitting given how he's treated others all his life. Now those people are 🪛 him

He basically collapsed mentally because he no longer had to keep it together. She passed 4 years after sis came back. Dad was another 2.5 years (jan '26)

What's tragic is that none of DJT's kids seem to give a damn about him, which on the whole is pretty on brand for that family

Agreed. Mom lasted 10 years after we first started seeing signs. Dad masked his for a LONG time because he was in massive denial & was also trying to carry the load all by himself

Wasn't until my sister moved in after returning from overseas that his actual mental state was revealed

Yeah the discovery is going to be LIT!!

@sbisson.com

As a software dev who sees this every day, yeah pretty worrisome

Just hoping I can make it another year then maybe retire early

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

So turns out my grandfather bought 2 life insurance policies on my father back in 1941 and again in 1942

Wonder what their value is now as I have no idea & according to the insurance company, we need to file a claim to get the full amount

Knowing my luck probably enough to by a drive thru dinner

yes just a moment ago

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Who's a good puppy?

It wasn't a movie, it was an ep of Space: 1999

Dragons Domain

I didn't sleep well for weeks

So far he can see daylight thru his teeth

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I think what he's saying is that @pandamom.bsky.social likes his "beak" 😂

WANT!

Okay then, magonels!

One should always have a diversified siege weapon inventory!