Portland State University’s football coach makes about 25% of what Tom Dundon wants to pay the next coach.

Rip City will be rocking on Friday! Well, other than when the music hits the ad break since Cheapo Tommy isn’t going to splurge for the Spotify premium…

Dundon is beside himself. Driving around downtown Portland begging (thru texts) Lillard's family for five dollars.

Charles Barkley likes to refer to a team’s leader as the “bus driver”. Tonight that was without a doubt Scoot Henderson, delivering the best scoring performance of his career. Coincidentally, due to cost cutting measures by Tom Dundon Scoot Henderson is also now the literal bus driver for the team.

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Blazers players: WHAT A WIN, BOYS. LET'S GO HOME. Tom Dundon:

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We haven’t rallied together like this since Trump got Covid.

somebody get the spurs to sign tom dundon

Breaking: Tom Dundon exploring down grading Sterling Henderson to Bronze Henderson to save a few bucks.

(Is that anything? Just workshopping here)

REPORT: Tom Dundon doesn’t think the Blazers should have more than 5 players on the roster, citing: “only five guys can be on the court at a time and I’m not paying anyone to sit around.”

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Charles Barkley likes to refer to a team’s leader as the “bus driver”. Tonight that was without a doubt Scoot Henderson, delivering the best scoring performance of his career. Coincidentally, due to cost cutting measures by Tom Dundon Scoot Henderson is also now the literal bus driver for the team.

I just realized Ben stiller left and returned. Come on man.

Scoot’s here, Wemby is dead. Call me back!

Watching every national NBA reporter and pundit on Bluesky relentlessly dragging Tom Dundon is maybe the most heartwarming thing I've experienced On Here so far.

Due to recent market developments Tom Dundon is replacing all team medical equipment with expired Alex Jones InfoWars supplements.

Tom Dundon just learned his name isn’t Scott Henderson.

can’t get swept if you can’t afford a broom

Tom Dundon after that win: “Tap water for everyone!”

Happy birthday!

This is why the spurs are my backup team. 🤝

Oh sweet summer child. He’s making them walk.

ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU NEED THE MASSAGE THERAPISTS DUMDUM YOU DUNCE

LETS GO BLAZERS YOU CAN DO IT

Scoot Henderson: playoff riser

Dude imagine they win the series and didn’t send scouts for the next round 💀

Oof that looks painful. But where was the foul?

BREAKING: Tom Dundon unveils new Trail Blazers Collectable Cup

If the playoffs are sort of an on the job interview for Splitter, it’s gotta feel like the boss is sabotaging the interview. He’s forgotten interviews work both ways, the one interviewing has to want the job.

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