Also, if depression is enough to label you a 'misfit' and isolate you from regular society, then I & everyone else here are f**ked.

The doll is on the island because she became depressed that her owner got rid of her. But since that's an internal struggle, how did she get there? Did she check herself in like it's rehab? Or if her owner did & is aware of her sentience, then like wtf.

Still can't figure out whether the Island of Misfit Toys toys from Rudolph obey Toy Story rules.

Please let this mean I'm not perpetually tired and nauseous anymore. We'll see. Still on painkillers and bed rest.

Thanks for reading my family X-mas card. Ho ho ho. 🎄💉

I'm going to be fine. They found a lump in my colon, so a couple weeks ago I had laproscopic surgery to remove about a third of my colon and the attached lymph nodes. Pathology showed high-grade dysplasia - which can mature into cancer if left untouched - but that's it.

Goodbye 2025, you malevolent scumbag. I was diagnosed with anemia, which led to a colon cancer scare. Never been so bereft of motivation to get out of bed in my life.

I'm tired of being tired 💀

Poor little guy is severely hungover

I can't stop being angry at that Samsnug commercial where the 20-something guy wakes up in a large bedroom at 8:00, goes on a morning run at 8:30, and has a "team meeting" scheduled for 10:00. Life ain't that luxurious for us not-morning people.

'm back! (sung to the tune of MMMBop)

I could really use a motivational playlist of "opening montage scene where main character gets ready in the morning" songs.

The Mighty Mighty Deftones

I saw this button the other day. Surely there's an amazing pun here somewhere, but it eludes me.

I have 50 bsky followers. Where's my affiliate? >:(

Last-minute reminder to donate to your favorite trusted charities for the 2024 year!

String Cheese is the winner! She's so tiny.

They've been fighting over who gets to gnaw my eyelids out all morning :3

David Lynch on set speaking into a megaphone, captioned “Okay, let’s try that again, but this time good.”

me narrowing my eyes at 2025 like

I didn't know Nosferatu growing up. Once, I saw a license plate say NOS4R2 and thought it was a campaign to give R2-D2 a nose.

What was the "beer before egg nog" rhyme again?

Starting to get sick of that pop-up window that says "You're leaving the mission area!" whenever I take a bathroom break at work.

I want my eternal legacy to be like how they do it in Breath of the Wild. Name a random-ass hill after me but with 1 or 2 misspellings.

On my way to go PBBZBBTHBTHBP in front of hundreds of senior citizens for two hours.

The cat has spoken: my right shoe is worthy of noms, but my left shoe is REALLY worthy of noms.

Correct That's right! Kindness is not one of the British Values

Autocorrect is a human right.

Boomhauerang

In King of the Hill, there are three Boomhauers. Some episodes have one Boomhauer, others have the third Boomhauer. They never show the second Boomhauer.

Nobody took the bait, grrrrr.