The best part of my life is that there is a legion of old lesbians in the woods who conspire over email to periodically bring me the most special treasures

Friends, I am going back out with my new book, THE FANTASY AND NECESSITY OF SOLIDARITY. If you are in Chicago, Northampton, Montgomery AL, Highland Park IL, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Ridgewood NYC, Madison, St Louis, Salt Lake City or Columbus OH, please stop by.

Frankie Cosmos Concert Fwednesday

Many yearn for a routine, goal-oriented activity with a lot of structure for which you receive compensation, but few seem interested in getting a job. Curious!

The more you read MA and CA gun laws the more you feel like they were designed to provoke backlash and polarization without functionally doing anything. You can buy an AR15 in MA, the “ban” just makes half of people feel smug and half of people feel like they need a contrarian militia

Liberal fodder feel-good legislation (like the “AR Ban” in MA that doesn’t actually) contributes just as much to the culture war of extremism that produces mass violence as right wing dipshit ragebait, and all of it distracts from structural failures that produce mass violence

Had a dream I was the president and I made the police dress like this

“AI”den
K”AI”
Really makes you think
….And yet…. no comment from big tboy 👁️

Why’d you skip Billy Budd

To be clear I don’t MAKE b movies but I’ve been writing them for years and would absolutely if I could get any money for it

Why does a Coen brother get to make a lesbian b movie trilogy without the input of b movie lesbians such as me, or perhaps any number of other lesbians who make b movies. Like I get that stuff has to get funded and I guess it’s cool to see more lesbian b movies but this kind of sucks

Streets are saying I can handle many day-to-day situations in German.

Fake literary magazines to pad your short author bio:

Uncle Bicycle
Fiction: A Journal
Squelchings
S C O O T !
White Lake
[preamble]

Does he not?

I’ll get an e-bike the second they stop making them look gay (pejorative) and start making them look gay (Kenneth Anger)

My cat laying shaped like a shrimp or a “this is a fetus at 3 weeks” thing

My cat laying like Michael Jackson thriller

My cat laying like expensive pasta

My cat laying like Pieta

Every day it’s the same shit with him

Go to Hot Dog Charlie’s. Order 3 minis with the works. Get the twisty fries. Sit at the counter because there’s no tables. Look at the mold on the ceiling. Find out they’ve discovered a new type of stick bug. Enjoy the ride.

Mini hot dogs regional delicacy?!?!?!?

Brother me too

it’s going to cause real problems in my life very soon if the inability to write persists

Nosferatu Man

You’ll have so much fun- should also read her short story collection “Worsted”

It’s like 80 pages and features a delightful graphic code where good grammar has an apple and bad grammar has a banana peel, then you can go read all of her short stories and watch her do staggering shit with the English language

The Gotham Grammarian by Garielle Lutz is by and large the greatest grammar book I’ve ever read and like nothing else

Who up practicing their conversational German making sure to develop a lesbian dialect

Straight guy at the lesbian bar singing pink pony club and the crowd went wild…. Andy and I sing Nancy & Lee Summer Wine and crickets…. These people can’t handle dyke shit

My kingdom for these fits

What about a struggle session for the Jeeple who put the rubber ducks all over everything