David Mitchell, with less of a smolder and more of a simmer

Somewhere in the middle of that I started seeing David Mitchell and I couldn’t unsee it.

I have! They’re alright! I didn’t care for the sour ones, which is crazy town because that barely ever happens!

Two bags of candy, Sour Patch Kids Chews and Skittles Gummies Fuego

Today I’m Jesse’s Candy Corner:

Sour Patch Kids Chews are an ungodly creation (positive).

Skittles Gummies Fuego taste like wet asphalt, but they’re helpful if I feel like making my throat burn.

Having bought one of these from the man himself at King of Trios 2010, I can confirm via a logo on the back that this shirt was merch for Tenga, a Japanese sextoy company perhaps best known for making an egg you can fuck.

This is like a @tommchenry.bsky.social credo that I took on for a while, and I suppose I still do: Fail Faster Forever. You’ve gotta push through those bad ideas to get to the good ones. Just keep making whatever’s in you and never stop.

Nothing fans enjoy more than not being shown on the big screen when they’re showing you on the big screen!

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A puzzle of an aerial view of North America Cracks emanate from a hole provided by a missing piece

#3 “A hole in the world”

I’m ready selling too many things, but I also added mystery puzzles to the mix! This is a thread of the designs, revealed as they are bought.

#3

“A hole in the world”

I’m convinced I caused the first Trump presidency when I booed him mercilessly at his WWE Hall of Fame induction, so I feel you on this.

Thank god. Hopefully he got some tips so he can get on her level.

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

office chair curling, the world's most anticipated office chair game of the year, is HERE!

Features:
- breathtaking realism
- office chairs
- a broom to sweep the ground
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that's it.

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God, that second-to-last Purple Man issue was so good. Nobody was ratcheting up tension in 2003 like Bendis.

Dude’s wearing a mask of his own face.

The other night I sat down to write an intro and outro to a bad jokebook zine, and I found such a satisfying groove of absolute stupidity.

At the end I had to think up a name for the publisher and I landed on John Wilkes Poop, Editor-in-Teeheef.

These are the moments I live for.

Can’t believe this is how I find out my wife is driving Uber in Georgia.

If he doesn’t get loaned out to New Japan to be IWGP Champion and elevate all their developing talent with nonstop crazy bangers, what are we even doing here?

I thought about it all the time for like ten years, so when I was able to find it it was like tasting a meal from my childhood.

Thought I might have clipped it, and I did!

He also said it on an ancient Colt Cabana podcast, where I also picked up my all-time favorite joke, “Knock knock” “Who’s There?” “Smellmop” “Smellmop who?”.

Claudio is the best.

Since Kamille left, AEW has become saturated with large, powerful women.

If the company is in their “the small guys in 1980s WWF were 6 foot 4” era, Kamille is their B. Brian Blair. 🤼‍♂️

Small boxes with numbers and descriptions: #3 “A hole in the world” #2 “Something under the rainbow #1 “One two one two, this is just a test” #5 “Blood bath”

I also found a box of blank 28-piece puzzles at my last job, and I’ve made a few custom, one-of-a-kind puzzles that will ALSO be at the table on Saturday. I’m not a trained artist but I like how these turned out!

Five bucks for a little mystery! How can ya beat it?

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These Are All Inadequate/Smellmop #7 will make its debut at the Lehigh Valley Punk Rock Flea Market on Saturday, alongside an actual buttsworth of other nonsense that I’ve made and sold before.

@ianriccaboni.com retweeted about the show last week! Maybe he’ll buy a copy and tell Claudio the jokes!

These Are All Inadequate issue 7, featuring the logo and a polaroid of wall graffiti that says BAD ART IS ART

A lady from an old Misty cigarette ad has a conversation with someone off-page: KNOCK KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? SMELLMOP The word Smellmop is a logo with a note that this is vol. 7 Additional words include: The Exciting Jokebook For the 21st Century Sometimes funny! Always trash! only $3

I probably won’t sell it until next week because I have to look into what mailing a thing costs these days, but These Are All Inadequate #7 is finished!

Also did I mention it’s also a flipbook with Smellmop, featuring some of the dumbest jokes ever written?

All this and more can be yours! SOON!!

I have contended for years that if someone slipped Night 3 of King of Trios 2012 into his bag before a vacation, we would’ve had a quick-rapping wrestling musical on Broadway by now.

Dude needs to walk away from the Absolute Cinema and see what real theater is (wrestlers playing duck duck goose).

There are only a few songs floating around out there by The Last Car, and it’s a damn tragedy.

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Three newspeople dressed up at the Golden Globes Al Roker is on the right with his hand up A sparkle transition ends at Al’s hand and curls down, with a bit of sparkle at the opposite end of the frame

Reminds me of the time I paused during a transition and it looked like Al Roker was shooting a goddamn fireball.

After years of seeing people say we’re living in Idiocracy it sure is nice to see us pivoting to Office Space.

Two TV trays with stacks, scraps, and piles of paper all over the place The far tray also houses a big cuppa, tape, and scissors

It’s zine makin’ night!

It’s zine makin’ night!

Look everybody!

It’s zine makin’ night!