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Bsky fam, how would you approach the situation: you're out in public, there are two kids sitting next to you with the LOUDEST ipads you've ever heard, loud enough that it's about to give you a nervous breakdown, and their parent is completely oblivious/has tuned it out?

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Yes. SO much yelling.

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Tried to watch that show Big Mistakes on Netflix and it was just so unnecessarily stressful and the characters were so incompetent (and not in a funny way) that I couldn't go on.

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No I don't think I have!!

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I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.

This is the kind of deep dive that I will read every word of, every time
@caity.bsky.social

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Yuck

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This is very cool!

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Is that the my pillow guy??

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Planks, burpees, Supermans (lay on your stomach and lift your head, legs and arms)

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I kept mine and have never stopped wearing it ๐Ÿ˜…

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I do not want smart appliances. I should not need an app to operate my appliances. I actually want them dumb as can be. I'm talking two buttons to operate, max.

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Today is the kind of day I wish I could just feed my family ice cream for dinner

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Unleashing ancient microbes that have been slumbering in ice for millennia... what could go wrong??

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Well I fell asleep for two hours this afternoon so that's my sleep schedule fucked for the next week ๐Ÿ˜‘

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A chocolate colored alpaca and a caramel colored alpaca standing in a pretty green pasture close to a wooden fence, looking directly at the camera. A bunch of black and white ducks wander around them.

A chocolate colored alpaca and a caramel colored alpaca standing in a pretty green pasture close to a wooden fence, looking directly at the camera. A bunch of black and white ducks wander around them.

Day 8 of posting animals from my camera roll with powerful auras

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Theragunification

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Everything I know about the Mormon Wives I've learned against my will

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Sometimes when I'm feeling bad about my life, I log onto my local Nextdoor page and see what people are choosing to spend their time and energy complaining about. Always makes me feel better.

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screenshot from email in which a grammarly pop-up says "strong resemblance to AI text" to a one-sentence response typed in email.

screenshot from email in which a grammarly pop-up says "strong resemblance to AI text" to a one-sentence response typed in email.

Officially done with Grammarly. It's pulling this shit on everything I type in email. Fuck off!

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so funny when people get all upset about genres that other people DARE to enjoy. these big think pieces about ROMANTASY or COZY HORROR or DARK ACADEMIA and how dang upset they make the writer of the article. bud who cares what other people like youll be fine. let people read their books oh my god

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apple & cheese will keep you full for longer.

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Spring into Body Care, a project from Ms. Miles Help me give my students basic hygiene items to make it to summer. It's getting warmer and that means that students are starting to sweat. We all sweat but you may remember being a teenager wit...

It's warming up! My kiddos need deodorant, wipes, tampons & other items. If you've got a few coins, we'd be appreciative!

I keep an old book cart w/ things kids need in the library.

Also, look out for a project where I collect dorm room things.
#clearthelist

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the plot to strangle the American of life, liberty, and happiness AND get us to blame ourselves. Plus: ground beef cereal; alpine divorce; EVERYTHING'S FINE :) by W.B. Yeats. This is Link Letter 195!
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Whichever business bro started using the term "sunsetting" to refer to discontinuing something deserves a slap in the mouth

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YES!! Highly recommend going in completely blind!

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No definitely read it but if you've seen the trailer, you already sort of know what's going on more than I did going into the book.

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Not to be that "I read the book first" guy but I'm very glad I read Project Hail Mary before the movie went into production. Half the fun of the book was coming along with Ryland while he figures out What The Fuck Is Happening.

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Time for a rewatch ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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And "great men" always end up disappointing in one way or another.

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What's going on with the back of my hair is absolutely none of my business

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