That’s what I’ll do.

I’d like to nap- had a very restless night. But not sure I can relax enough to drop off.

Good luck!

Love that MrP 💕

That’s a very good point.

Just watched the last part of the Mastermind final as I dozed off in the chair last night. Very exciting.

How ridiculous!

Index of Poems I Shall Never Write (Don’t Tell Me About) Your Brand New Podcast p. 42 At the Alphabetti Spaghetti World Championship Final p. 32 Bad Hare Day p. 40 Easy Peelers are Not the Only Fruit p. 52 I’m in Love with the Woman in the Green Cardigan in the BBC Question Time Audience p. 58 Kim Kardiganashian p. 45 Life Hacked p. 60 Linked In, Dropped Out p. 27 Mister Krankie Meets the Clambake King p. 14 Nocturnal Blossoms: Petals of the Moon p. 18 On Sleeping in a Dudley Travelodge p. 68 On Waking in a Dudley Travelodge p. 3 Poem for Silt Awareness Day p. 6 She Never Did Care for Hollyhocks p. 23 Shit! It’s Jeremy Clarkson! p. 1 Sixty-Four Failed Attempts to Guess a Wi-Fi Password p. 64 Taking Cocaine with Wendy Cope p. 9 Ten Unexpected Items to Find in a Bagging Area p. 50 The Last But One Will and Testament of Brian Horatio Bilston p. 55 Third Wordle War p. 47 Untitled p. 21 What We Currently Know and Don’t Know about Gnomes p. 31 Whither the linnet? p. 10 Yes, I Know It’s Called ‘Petrichor’ p. 34 Your Spatula p. 37 Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Index of Poems I Shall Never Write’.

It was, yes.

That’s positive. Good.

I’ve deleted the play off final from my calendar. I was a bit hopeful last August but it’s definitely not happening. #cafc

I need more tea. Luckily it’s National Tea Day, apparently.

Good morning. A restless night again. Be kind please Tuesday.

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Sad to hear this. I’ve subscribed each season. #cafc

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Are you feeling any better this morning?

Hope you have a good journey! And, of course, that all goes well.

They are? Ffs!

Watching the #Mastermind final but on catch up. I’d forgotten there are six finalists.

Bluebells on the news. Mine are early this year.

It is horrible. Not a good time for you all. Hugs xx

Hope you feel a bit better tomorrow. X

Thanks for sharing.

Certainly seems so.

Oh that really is. I simply don’t understand how anyone could do this.

If only he couldn’t ever return.

Absolutely!