Wow, what great back from the dead news! ❤️

True, I do dabble in marine biology.

Yeah, not disputing its quality, and good use case pointed out as well. I loved my Nokia candy bar (and my first 6100 series that preceded it). Just sad it’s that so overpriced.

WorstBuy

I mean we were warned… what if you’re in the water and have your electric Cybertruck boat on one side and a shark on your other side… which do you swim towards? A real Sophie’s choice there.

Well he got some kind of knot tied at least.

Cat owners who do catnip can haz cats who do catnip.

What’s worse is the dragons are coming from inside the house!

OMFG… truly stupendous.

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What was the purported advantage to the L shape?

Well great now you’ve sent me down an AV Club cover songs memory rabbit hole…

make a band less mild

Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Maximum Force

make a band less mild

Aphex Twincest

George would definitely get hit with a turtle shell after revealing his engagement to Susan.

Umps currently using generative AI for their calls.

No, it’s much better to smell these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

Wow this is Phanatic erasure.

Touché!

An old beige and black very brick-y cellular phone. Probably circa 80s or early 90s. Like the age of when Musk’s brain stopped forming and his creativity locked in.

Masterful gambit sir. On the off chance that Tim Apple doesn’t completely reverse his company’s strategy and calls your blu…hhh forces your hand, you will design the super duper best phone that could only be dreamed up by a manufacturing and design expert such as yourself.

Carvana? More like Cargatory, amirite?!

Also need Derek Guy’s take on this.

Ooooh nice! But also after I guess they decided TRS80 was now just a brand and not a model number relevant to compatibility etc.

Model I, III, or 4?

6 1/2 times better than a 400 with its waterproof* keyboard!

*Keyboard not actually waterproof. You just wish it was to explain the 0.1mm vertical travel keys.

“We're all trying to find the guy who did this!”

-Omar Dhanani, probably.

“Flag unfurling is my passion.”

🤔

WASH: oh god, oh god, we're all going to die

Liam Neeson in character in some bad Greek mythology movie, which gave us the “Release the Kraken” meme, except the text of this one says “RETURN THE KRAKEN”