yes! please add me!

A man in a black hoodie and mask with neon blue Xs over the eyes and a stitched mouth. He has a hockey stick over his shoulder. The text Stick or Treat: A Halloween Omegaverse Novella by Amy Nova.

Want a feral, primal, hunter/prey all-men, all-alpha, halloween & hockey themed quicky? @amynova.bsky.social provides!

books2read.com/stickortreat

#kindle #ebook #newrelease #kindleunlimited #halloween #novella #omegaverse #abo #alphabetaomega

yeah, and its harming actually careers

Just for giggles, I put a chapter I just wrote through an AI detector. Likely 21% AI generated.
I tested two other snippets, one written three years ago, that was 18%. Even something I wrote 10 years ago got a 20%. The messy, nasty, first draft with terrible spelling and barely any punctuation? 8%

Taylor Swift vs. Sleep Token What Authors Can Learn

OK, look swifties. Don't come for me. It's not what you think and yes I'm disapointed

amynovabooks.substack.com/p/taylor-swi...
#romancelandia #writiers #amwriting #writerslife #writingadvice

A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

this is a hate crime

look, I just want to write my filthy little stories and drink matcha lattes. is that so wrong?
But noooooooo.
capitalism requires that I go to work because silly humans need health insurance.

I'm trying to break my TikTok addiction, so what am I doing?
Yup, here I am.

LOVE these!

So I ordered copies of my new release to give to arc readers and do some promo with and... well... this. Each book is split at page 197. All of them. I'm so bummed. Customer service will give me a response in 3-5 business days on a potential refund. #booksky #romancelandia #amwriting

I know none of this is funny-ha-ha-funny, but it does amuse me that Meta's AI is now probably the world's leading expert on the Omegaverse given the number of novels its read.
#booksky #omegaverse #romancelandia #spicybooks

Yes please

An Image map of the book Why Cruise

A pretty sunset with the text WARNING THE WORD PANTIES APPEARS 42 TIMES

Sand coloured panties on sand with the text "Justice Twill. I'm not sure it's proper for a billionaire to buy me panties at this stage in our relationship."

All the Port Haven Omegaverse novels in order from most plot heavy, least smutty to least plot heavy, most smutty

It's release day for the latest Port Haven Novel (though it barely takes place in Port Haven, ha!)

Why Cruise by @amynova.bsky.social

books2read.com/Whycruise

#Alphabetaomega #Omegaverseromance #Whychoose #smutsky #booksky #Kindleunlimited #Porthavenomegaverse

When your sister finds your final edit to-do list that fell out of your bag... #romancelandia #omegaverse #spicybooks

I have my own shelf
#booksky #tomancelandia

Deep End is kink book that 50 Shades wanted to be.
#romancelandia

I have four browsers open. approximately 3482 tabs. Something is ding'ing. I'm getting messages somewhere on one of those tabs and I can not find it and it is driving me crazy

I mean....

The cover for the book why cruise on a beach with words and arrows pointing out tropes.

Sand coloured panties on sand with the text "Justice Twill. I'm not sure it's proper for a billionaire to buy me panties at this stage in our relationship."

The next Port Haven Omegaverse book is available for ARCs. Get it now!
Why Cruise by @amynova.bsky.social

dl.bookfunnel.com/uhxv3ukr9y

#Alphabetaomega #Omegaverseromance #Whychoose #smutsky #booksky #ARCreaders #Porthavenomegaverse

I probably should have warned ARC readers.... #omegaverseromance #omegaverse #booksky #romancelandia #queerwriters #romance #darkromance #OV

Just another day in the family chat, wherein baby sister informs us that the cat scratched her...

When my boss' boss graces me with a "How you doing today?"... These are my stock replies...
Oh you know, eeking out a tiny bit of joy in the capitalist hellscape.
Another day closer to the death of democracy.
Good, good, going to the gym later, gotta get into shape to fight fascism.

I've even tried coffee naps... where you down a cup of coffee and immediately nap, then 20 mins later when the caffeine hits, you're supposed to wake up all refreshed and super charged?
LIES

DB: my father used to say that, I didn't come to you with a problem, you should be thanking me for my business.
Me: *dead pan* My father used to say the only good Not-see is a dead Not-see. "blink blink blink"
DB: *immediately turns and leaves.

I am absolutely going to jail or worse in the next four years....
Elderly Dude Bro (DB) in Maga shirt after being pretty snotty...
DB: Thank you... I SAID THANK YOU.
Me: No problem *fake smile*

I am not a proponent of naps. I never can take like a 20 minute nap. I have a mini sleep. Like for 3 hours. And I still don't ever wake up refreshed. And it fucks with my sleep cycle for days

The Victorians were right
Ankles are slutty

uhhhhhh I don't hate it?

someone talk me off a ledge because, listen,
gatorade is salt, sugar, and a whisp of potassium.
HEAR ME OUT...
Cream of Tartar is potassium. Right? RIGHT?
What's stopping me putting a pinch of sugar, salt and cream of tartar in my matcha latte and considering that a sports drink??
Right?
RIGHT????