I despise this app.

Fuck Big and that Pelaton he rode out on.

The Middle Rope Migraine

The only rapper allowed to wrestle is LL Cool J.

YO STACYYYYY

TALK TO ME TALK TO ME TALK TO ME BAY BAYYYY

Having fun hitting stuff in photo mode

🤷

this nigga rode a school bus with 4 seats.

…look and see if your local theater is showing the damn event?

My local AMC is showing it for $20.

Corporate lobbyists should die actually.

(my wife is off the timeline right now so this is safe)

wishing immediate pregnancy on you and all the ladies on the timeline.

Gone and grab that plastic stick friend, it might be you!

a man is sitting in a large chair reading a book ALT: a man is sitting in a large chair reading a book

that should stir the pot just enough.

somebody on the skyline hiding a pregnancy

The fries are VERY good now.

“Any thoughts?” Well, certainly no good ones.

Man look for a lil while Burger King had their own version of the Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

That’s the exact moment I stopped checking for the clown and his weak meat.

They sell em for $3 on Wednesdays too.

Heard.

Never said I make good decisions.

They did!

*rump nostril

Did I at any point say they were GOOD?!

My food opinions are relatively safe. Don’t try to Tony me, nigga.