OK, this would actually be a pretty good fight

Generative AI is here to stay so either get left behind or learn to suck your own dick and move to a remote cave like I did

This is what all stand-up clips look like now. We built the world we deserve.

This is why I always preach the importance of moderationmaxxing

I hope everybody is mentally prepared for Kalshi presents The Swalwell That Ends Well podcast next month

Alright bruv I fink I’m gonna tune in innit

All movie news is like Harry Potter will return in Avengers: The Hunger Games

This Jack Harlow dogpile is only going to make him release the worst pop-punk album you’ve ever heard.

Not quite sure about the second part, but I fully support you getting high a lot

Instead of feuding, maybe the pope and the president should focus on their actual jobs, running cover for a cabal of pedophiles.

It Makes Sense That People See A.I. as God

I feel like the idea of the omnipotent, omnipresent, all-knowing, Almighty being falls apart if it can’t spell strawberry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/s...

Trump and Rubio were at UFC tonight while JD Vance was in Pakistan doing the most UFC thing of all - getting dominated by a Muslim.

The most shocking part of Sinners is that some Brooklyn white dude hasn’t opened a Juke Joint for other Brooklyn white kids yet.

Popped into CVS for 5 minutes, forgot to lock my car, came back and now there’s a sold out Shen Yun in there. I can’t even get tickets.

No force on earth can stop a man from podcasting

I’m gonna change your life. Get ready to level up, men.

Perfect time to rewatch 300, a movie about war worshipping idiots/terrible diplomats who get decimated by Persians but frame it as a win.

Byron Allen should double his money and charge comedians to be on comics unleashed

*Extreme Byron Allen voice*
Now network tv, I understand you’re a dying medium?

I know the economy is bad because I go to porn sites and type in stuff like “travel”

OPEN THE FUCKIN’ STRAIT

Rolls-Royce’s New EV Just Might Be Worth the Half-Million-Dollar Price Tag The most powerful car in the company’s history, the Black Badge Spectre is hushed and refined. And its half-million-dollar price tag might even be worth it, says Dan Neil.

The super-in-touch Wall Street Journal would like you to know: the new Rolls-Royce EV is WORTH the $500,000 price tag.
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P.C. Richard is my father. You can call me Woke Dick.

We Need to Talk About Robby The Pitt’s biggest martyr is also currently its biggest jerk. Is it working?

I’ve been waiting on this headline from Vulture, but not like this www.vulture.com/article/the-...

Almost all superhero stories are just imagine a world where one nice guy is really strong.

I’m not putting in the effort and won’t use AI but imagine a movie poster with Ray Fiennes in sleeveless clerical garb, looking right at the camera, a machine gun in each arm, and it’s Conclave 2: Cardinal Sin

Stop saying manosphere and start saying gender affirming content

New collab just dropped

NYC Mayor Mamdani’s wife glorified terrorists in online posts, criticized US military: report New York City First Lady Rama Duwaji is facing backlash amid resurfaced posts that show her praising airplane hijackers and using racial slurs.

Rama is done and I’m happy. Yesterday I gloated by approaching Muslims in public and saying “Happy Rama Done.” Got their asses.

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I move to name the period from 1994-1999 the Fruitopian era