I feel like everything I used to think I excelled at was a farce.

Circumcision is truly a plague on earth

I was being generous 😭

25% 😬

They’re making a split fiction movie adaptation with Sydney Sweeney 😷

Y'all really need to stop with these AI pfps and banners. It really doesn't take that much effort to do better.

Yeah it’s a mess and feels nothing like the original show.

That Euphoria episode felt like a boondocks episode with how ridiculous all the characters and situations are.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

crushcrushcrush by paramore

Utada remastered vinyls already sold out

He really turning 80 in a few months.

Cuando eres niño, quieres ser adolescente.
Cuando eres adolescente, quieres ser adulto.
Cuando eres adulto, quieres ser gato.

Noticing the shift in energy from people but never knowing the cause of it

Finished the story of pokopia and lowkey too overwhelmed to go back and raise the environment levels and perfect the habitat of each Pokémon.

Trying to explain to my Gen X coworkers why Tyler Perry movies are bad. 😵‍💫

Need that

Damn I missed it

Eating dick until they bust >>> ☺️

The rocks making the sink splash 😩

Sucking balls had never felt good to any man since the history of testicles.

Neither does aggressive dick sucking.

I need yall to let go of the “more vacuum=more pleasure” mindset…

….especially those of you with penises bc you should know better.

Dracarys!

When the dick big but the picture is taken on the toilet 😷

a man wearing a yellow hat and glasses holds a cup of coffee ALT: a man wearing a yellow hat and glasses holds a cup of coffee

A lot of times, the person attached to that fat ass that got your attention and follow is an awful individual.

“cLoCK iT!”

They were saying they’re called chubs, and a bear is anyone hairy or some said it’s guys who are laid back and not into the typical gay scene 💀… nah yall just fat phobic and trying to change terminology.

They tried to tell me on twitter a few weeks ago that being fat isn’t a prerequisite of being a bear

You know you’re really bilingual when your ads are in different languages

Feeling your body slowly deteriorate <<<