Currently reading London Fields by Martin Amis. Published in 1989 yet here we are…

😳

I’ve watched a LOT of CNN this holiday (the only English language channel) and, honestly, I might carry on watching it when I get home. ‘Murica is absolutely fucking mental.

ELOOOOOOON!

<shakes fist>

“Smoking doesn’t affect my lungs and I can quit any time I want” says heavy smoker.

All fun and games for him now and he’ll LOVE being the centre of attention. But that picture is ripe for a bit of photoshopping in the future 👀

I’ll drink to that. #Salud

Benefit of being in Mexico, no English commentary. 👌🏼

As much as I would love this to be true… that’s not Sky News.

The only English speaking channels over here are American channels. Two observations: Even their media think he’s fucking insane. Also, they LOVE an advert for very specific medicines.

a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium . ALT: a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .

Last day in work before two weeks leave in Mexico 🇲🇽

Igor Tudor, eh? Didn’t see that one coming.

Four more days in work before two weeks off. Crawling towards it on my hands and knees (metaphorically).

Using AI to write security policies and standards on AI because OF COURSE WE FUCKING ARE.

World has gone mad.

a crowd of people standing in front of a fence at a festival ALT: a crowd of people standing in front of a fence at a festival

The boy’s football training has been called off because of the weather.

Classic Kenner toy lines in a vintage Sears Catalog

MASK & Sky Commanders
1987 Sears Wish Book

Big win today, maybe just sowing that *little* seed of doubt in the Arsenal players minds.

We can only hope, eh?

I’m starting to think we’ve got a chance here.

Beautiful.

Timing is everything.

There for the taking but we just can’t seem to find a way through. Story of our season really.

(Unless we somehow turn it around at which point I’ll be giddy as)

Defo frustrating but I just can’t bring myself to be particularly arsed about the Champions League. All a bit too theatre-ish for me.

Very much a “On another day…” kind of game. Always seems to be against this lot but I won’t lose any sleep over it.

I have 2 kids, a dog and have work and home life pressures and I routinely get 14 hours sleep.

Per week 😞

I jest. Hope you’re feeling better for it though.

Saturday mornings changed when we had kids. They’ve changed again now with a dog.

This is gonna be a LONG afternoon.

Monday Bear

Said to the lad before kick-off; Carrick wins this today, gets a few big results this season, gets the job permanently, doesn’t get supported over summer, sacked by this time next year.

All going according to plan.