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Posts by TPHD

THE WHOLE WORLD IS A TUNNEL THE EXACT DIAMETER OF THE SNAKES BODY AS HE SLITHERS THROUGH IT ALL HISS NO BRAKES

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

EVERY TIME I GO ONLINE A BONE SPILLS OUT OF MY BODY AND A DOG STEALS IT

LATER HE USES IT TO PLAY THE XYLOPHONE AT A HAUNTED JUBILEE WHILE SOME FUCKING SKEKETONS DANCE

AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT ONLINE ANYMORE

1 year ago 13 2 1 0

AND THE ALCHEMIZED FEELING OF JOY AND SLIGHT MISTRUST WITH WHICH YOU APPROACH YOUR OLD FRIEND WHO HAS RETURNED NEW BUT STRANGE TO YOU, THIS BODY SNATCHED OBJECT--CAN IT ONCE AGAIN BE RELIED UPON?

OR IS THIS YET ANOTHER CRUEL TRICK

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

AND THEN ALSO THE STRANGE ELATION THAT OCCURS WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT SAME ITEM HAS REENTERED THE MARKET ONLY WITH NEW BRANDING AND PERHAPS SOME MINOR REFIGURATION

2 years ago 1 0 1 0

DEFINITIONS WITHOUT WORDS:

THE PANICKY FEELING THAT SETS IN WHEN A TOOL OR ITEM YOUVE BEEN USING REGULARLY, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT DESCRIBE AS "CRUCIAL," IS NOW OUT OF PRODUCTION AND THE FEELING OF BETRAYAL AND SHAME THAT SETS IN AS A CONSEQUENCE OF ONCE AGAIN BECOMING RELIANT ON A COMMERCIAL PRODUCT

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