Because I can buy more.

A cursed club.

I’m going to attempt to improve my mood by going back to reading about …checks notes… American politics. 🫠

The world against Tottenham Hotspur

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I am very angry

Brobbey might have just robbed a World Cup winner of his chance to defend it, and not even a foul called.

*Brobbey hits Kinsky with a metal chair*

"That's a little bit naughty from Brobbey."

Someone who understand the game please explain how a guy shoving an opponent into another opponent while making no play on the ball and nearly knocking both opponents out of the game does not represent a dangerous action and yellow card?

Referees hate spurs

Teenager me feels validated.

It's interesting how automatically registering all eligible people to vote is always 'impossible' and 'beyond our capabilities', yet this isn't.

The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.

My wife is currently mad at me for being too tipsy to drive on this paradise island that is also mad max thunder dome on the streets and we’re all starting to get hungry.

And I’m on vacation FFS

I’m really having a hard time maintaining post discipline between the current administration doing war crimes to cover up the sex crimes and this makes me very sad

Meanwhile

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Scene from The Road captioned "Yes, but her emails."

Also, I love Romero and his brand of buccaneering footballing and think it’s important for spurs. But the leadership vacuum after losing Kane and Son is maybe our biggest problem that we aren’t talking about

Kinda thinking losing madders and Davies as potential on-field captains and hence making cuti undroppable has maybe been our problem all along.

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Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it?

TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

Saint Martin Easter 2026

St. Martin April 2026

fuck this shit.

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The astronauts and cameras on NASA's Artemis II mission are capturing stunning photos of the Earth, moon and Orion spacecraft. bit.ly/4sScyL0

Have I ever told you how much I love wild turkey and how jimmy Russell is a hero.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."