tried to explain the whole earth festival and who wavy gravy (the mc) is to a young person yesterday. it came out sounding insane. but i feel better after reading this

stainless steel julep cup! I see a ton new and they are marked stainless and tbh they look exactly like the one that I said looked like a toothbrush holder. just find one that is marked stainless and i will not worry about your health

with metal and booze it’s surprisingly easy to get poisoned if it’s not right.

I want you to have a food/booze safe one so I would think (?) the juleps from churchill downs would be ok.
once I poisoned myself by having a moscow mule in a solid copper cup that had a partially destroyed finish inside and barfed for a long time. I really want u to have a sterling one but $$.

omg it is a field of boulders lol

pretty sure that is a toothbrush holder from the 90s. not sure about the metal might be aluminum with a nickel plating definitely not silver plated

barely a oooh wobble and I’m fine with that

just felt the 5.7 nevada earthquake in sac

remake of the ballet ‘the red shoes’ except it’s set in the 80s with a r&b soundtrack and it’s called ‘the rhythm is gonna get you’ (insert that part in Rick James’s give it to me where he goes ‘yo ho!’)

The rabbits st the borders of the wrapper are the craziest ones. They barely look like rabbits.wtf is up with their stomachs? Why does one accidentally have a tongue?

Cute cartoony rabbit leaping out of a big red mushroom with white spots nothing to see here

A completely bumpy white rabbit in profile against a background of two artist palettes, no reason for this.

white rabbit candy - it’s dried sweetened condensed milk right? so can you use it in your coffee in a pinch? also we’ve all seen that label a million times but look at how freaky it is

the secret to getting my dog to eat his chosen menu of chicken/rice Dave’s wet food and cubes of japanese sweet potatoes is to avoid mixing them up into an unappetizing mush. they must be tossed together lightly

on the way to the lab to get my future fake chomper color matched to the existing ones

tooth saga continues. I was diagnosed with elevated karen dalton levels

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what a wild guy

huntington!

start carving a piece jewelers wax into some jewelry item of your own design lol! you will have enough gold to cast it!

it’s a fake tooth and whew, all you fake tooth havers out there know about the nub. the nasty nub

I got the early april fools from my front tooth. it fell out as I was eating a sweet potato

carpenter bees have been nesting in my backdoor frame forevs. past few days at sunset I’ve had ladies fly into my house but all the screens were closed? I was confused til today. they tunneled into the doorframe all the way up to the hole for the deadbolt.

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this auction is fun to look at. many funny facts presented
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I have to say their name out loud each time I talk to them. for me it takes three or four times doing it before it sticks. it’s almost like a muscle memory thing, me remembering myself saying the name?

photo of an outside area at a cafe. over the top of wooden slat benches with backs we see a woman sitting on the other side who appears to be completely naked or maybe is wearing a tube top that is extremely low, like way too low.

I was never able to tell if she was wearing clothes, but there was one other person out there on the patio looking nonplussed so maybe it was the world’s smallest tube top.

a good hang can fix it

why do they put rosemary extract in every single stinkin’ brand of ground turkey? it’s gross

we are witnessing a big uptick in in goth kids in my town and a friend just called it a recession indicator

I dont know how bad it was and I don’t think I want to know.

today I was at the rededication ceremony for an important old civic bld, that we were tangentially involved in getting restored. as I was walking up the steps in the crowd some wonderful ladies stopped me cause some of the buttons on the back of my dress came unbuttoned. ass out in public noooooo

they call it middle age cause that’s how you start dressing; all tunic, jerkin, bowl cut, sensible shoes..

im on some kind of cursed streak where if I buy an avocado it immediately becomes overripe the second I try to eat it. there’s no in between phase betwixt rocklike and nasty flowery taste