Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

John Milius

Fianna Fàil and Fine Gael have avoided another series of stoppages and blockades over the rising price of condoms, after protestors elected to pull out early.

If they don't call the I AM LEGEND movie sequel II AM LEGEND, they need to shut the whole thing down.

I just remember Geraldo's cameo on My Name is Earl, where drunk Earl calls him 'Gerardo' the entire time, then later yells 'Fuck you, Gerardo!' at him.

Every time I see him on screen, now I think (or say) 'Fuck you, Gerardo!'

It's #wrestlemania!!! And in the most synergystic moment of my life, Nickelback are providing the theme song right in the middle of my retrospective!

Read my thoughts on it, and on their equally cursed collaboration with #kidrock below!

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#nickelback #bonesforthecrows

A mashup of Steven Seagal and Ali G called SEAGALI G.

Not made with AI.

Made with AAAAAIIIIII!

Trigger warnings for the very dark results of this cult's work if you decide to watch.

THE CULT BEHIND THE KILLER: THE ANDREA YATES STORY is fascinating because of how the cult operated almost entirely through the post. Dozens of people brainwashed in isolation by vhs, cassette and pamphlet. No physical community. Like a weird analogue version of social media indoctrination tactics.

A library music CD from the 1990s with handpainted illustration, wavy lines, pastelish colours, and a vague 'world music' vibe.

An editorial illustration from the 1990s with chalky textures, gradients, warm colours, globes, and a general corporate hippy vibe.

I'm delighted to discover that there's a name for this design trend from the 1990s: "Global village coffee house".

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In all seriousness, if it it's not called RAMBOJO why are they even making it?

Boris Johnson jn a chanbel 5 documentary where he goes to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Apparently dressed as an undercover Jimmy Savile.

Bet Putin's shitting himself.

A fuel protest tractor on the moon. Never happen in real life. Who could afford the diesel to get there?

Latest photos from the Artemis 2 rocket.

I don't think they'll be returning on schedule...

I realise I should have followed my rule of explaining what I mean and not being a vague bitch.

I am the world's greatest detective if the thing I am detecting is context for a skeet I only saw the reskeet of a nested reply to.

Anyone able to tell me if I need to have seen Girl S******g By The Riverside Is...A Little Sister Turned On By An Irrepressible Moan 1 to understand what's going on in this one?

Cancelled

That's why I always say 'Tools Not Rules.'

The woman who couldn't outlast a lettuce showing she's still a pure vegetable. Liz truss blames 'underground transgender mafia' for the kit kat heist.

I mean, they have motive: who needs a break more than the trans community?

Nickelback Earns Its First No. 1 On One Chart After Several Runners-Up Nickelback finally reaches No. 1 on Billboard's Rock Digital Song Sales chart as "Bones for the Crows" launches in first place, beating several No. 2-peaking smashes.

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They're (Nickel)BA-AAAAACK!

Gonna have a review of the new Number 1 Nickelback song and another NICKELBONUS track review coming out just around Wrestlemania time! Watch this space!

No that's a thoo-ith.

Ah I love this one!

Don't have the screenshot but the Dean Norris 'sex gifs' tweet is burned into my brain.

Because, frankly, same.

Shoe-in means you're more likely to get the job because for whatever reason you've already got a foot in the door.

Strait of Cute Hoormuz is that anything?

Finished SOLAR OPPOSITES last night. Stuck the landing of its finale as well as it could. The jump in quality that changing Korvo's voice gave it was fascinating. I think Dan Stevens is my favourite actor. Overall, a fun show that never strayed from what it set itself up for from beginning to end.

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Last Monday, I heard someone in a book shop tell their conversation-mate that 'they killed Jesus because he was a disruptor.'

What? Did he rock into Jerusalem in a turtleneck, put ads in the middle of his miracles and try to justify 100-hour work weeks as 'peak grind?'

#HappyEaster

Elvis needs to be the prime suspect, surely. If you know,you know.

All 3 together sounds like a response a British person might give.