Holy shit, he really is. This was supposed to be a joke.

Trump has agreed to end the war in Iran if Iran agrees to rename the Strait of Hormuz the "Strait of America".

Let me get out my EUV printer that I happen to have lying around

Seriously, I would say FaceTime and AirTags for Android.

Better still would be to mandate replacement of his name with a deliberate, embarrassing misspelling. I would suggest TURNP.

The only toy my Akita couldn't tear to shreds in 30 seconds.

Lawmakers are clueless about making law. Most of them just rubber-stamp text that is handed to them by shady interest groups.

I'm really curious if and how they define what an operating system is legally. Would your microwave and clothes washer become illegal if they didn't do age verification? Can operating systems skirt this law by changing their name to something else?

Looks like the chairman of ConAgra to me

The way he looks bossy with that bullhorn

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then BlueSky was down for the better part of a day.

I used to swim with a guy who had an amputated leg - not from combat, but because the VA botched his knee replacement surgery.

Kink.com actor.

Oepsie woepsie

Maybe religion is like money? In that it's totally constructed, and whether it is good or bad depends on how we come by it and what we do with it.

Analysis | Instead of squabbling with the Catholic Church, President Trump must focus on what they have in common, such as a legacy of protecting pedophiles.

Destineigh's Chyllde

When stupid people are stupid it helps to have an official chart to point to.

This is peak furry room party content simulator. We have like 10 dudes standing around awkwardly waiting for a fancy pooltoy to be inflated.

Usually we just want to wear the same color sweatpants every day 🤷‍♂️

How exotic did the other hand feel? 😎

Source: Melania Trump planning second press conference to announce she did not personally rape E. Jean Carroll.

We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it.

by Donald J. Trump

I wondered if Oprah would release the bees

I'm sorry for others who think that somehow strangers owe them specific things.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Tuesday?

Our intelligence indicates that Iran is assembling nuclear bombs in hospitals, schools, and residential apartments. I hope this information is helpful to President Trump.

by Benjamin Netanyahu

Christ preached forgiveness, mercy, and peace. A guy who beats his girlfriends and has four gin-and-tonics before breakfast says we should kill for Jesus in Iran. For busy church-goers, it’s hard to know who to believe.

The professional certification is called PMP