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oh this is seedier lore than I anticipated

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ah man, then I guess I was on the right track

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Home Halfway lol. Although now that I think about it a little more, I'm pretty sure I was conflating him with the "Mango Mussolini/Holy Wisdom Shitballs" guy

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I'm struggling to remember what ever happened to him but I feel like it wasn't good

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Ugly Girl Killed CASPER, WY—The people of America remained unmoved Monday as the sparse, barely attended funeral procession of Edith Pelphrey made its way to Pinelawn Cemetery in downtown Casper.

Not my favorite but it's a pretty brutal early one that I often think of in relation to true crime reporting theonion.com/ugly-girl-ki...

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But I thought comedy was legal again!

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inmortal flub

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Every time I've laid eyes on a podcaster it's been against my will

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Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

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That's right, sir

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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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nah you're thinking of Butcher's Block

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we're used to it

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Flashback to a first date I had with a girl who insisted on taking me to her favorite karaoke bar then got up and sang Hard Knock Life without missing a single n-word

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rare mina miss

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Why do all of these Brookings Institute weenies look exactly like this? What incubator are these guys grown in?

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Leigh Leigh!

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LET HIM COOK

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Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals

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You said it

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ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge

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Ahhhh that’s the good stuff

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good night to the communist milfs and socialist cougars only

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My steady Montenegrin crockpot, providing 20pts/10reb and 45 fantasy points for 4 seasons running

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just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.

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NY Post/Daily News headline writers have gotta be fully torqued right now

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really had to scramble to get this one in asap before millions of people made the exact same joke

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