"If you can't handle me at my asbestos, you would never be able to handle me at my asworstos."
1960s Federal Agent: "Sir, if you continue to avoid consulting with the EPA like you did with every other fed agency we'll have no choice but to repair your time machine and send you back."
Put Linux Mint onto an old Mid-2007 iMac 20", 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 6GB RAM, ATI Radeon HD 2600 Pro 256 MB. It's usable but that's all I can really say lol. I installed Steam but it's useless unless they can show me which games I can actually play.
The latest episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social gives great insight into the world of Audio Described films. This is a must-listen episode from a must-listen podcast.
www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
You've got your cousin Mario and he/you say his name however you want, but that's not Nintendo's Mario. He says his name for us and that's how we should pronounce it.
Since its MAR10 and since I've been having this argument since high school, I just want to be clear that the Mar- in Mario is said like Mars. And if you say it like Mare which rhymes with "air" then you have to unlearn your Philadelphia hoagiemouth or similar accent.
Hoptimists are the next Labubu
My toxic trait is constantly switching mobile carriers every time I'm asked to pay for more than $25 for unlimited data/text/calling.
Just FYI I'm once again thinking about all the times things have evolved into crab shapes.
Imagine the amount of microplastics the cast of the Toy Story franchise has released into their world over the decades.
Mountain Dew Baja Midnight at Taco Bell tastes like it should have melatonin in it so I want to put the suggestion out there that they should put melatonin in it.
Okay Bluesky, I'm back, sorry Threads steals me from time to time with its algorithm designed for constant battle and trolling.
This episode is the kind of thing he would've written about. So fitting ❤️
I've been rubbing my car against snow mounds like a cat rubbing against walls for over two weeks now.
There's been more time between now and Linkin Park's debut album, Hybrid Theory, than Hybrid Theory and songs like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Enjoy your morning.
You can't hurt me by insulting my appearance. I've bought clothes from the grocery store. No, not trendy Costco stuff. Aldi, and no not their limited drops like the track suits, just their regular old man-who-doesn't-care-anymore line up.
He's injured?
a popular meme of an anime character holding a locally brewed Philadelphia Pale Ale and a Philly Cheesesteak wearing a Phillies hat and Eagles hoodie in the foreground of the Philly skyline but it's been edited to have Vecna's head and in the skyline The Mind Flayer is visible as it was seen in Stranger Things
when Robin said they could meet at her weird uncle's house
Logged onto Twitter for the first time in months and it's just nonstop AI horniness right now. Everyone's just replying to photos with "@grok remove my clothing, put me in a bikini, remove my shorts," etc.
When I die I want my photo on my funeral card to look like a MrBeast YouTube thumbnail
Standing in front of the TV with my arms crossed, legs shoulders width apart in typical dad stance but instead of sports it's my son playing Plants vs. Zombies and I'm distracting him by explaining how the mushrooms that show up aren't plants but rather mycelium.
The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
This week is giving thanks
How the hell did I know this was going to about her
Gluing a couple pill organizers together for my own personal adult Advent Calendar this year.
I opened a beanbag chair with Styrofoam filling thinking I could ignore the warning labels, dump out the filling, and wash the fabric shell. So, this has become a learning opportunity for me to not underestimate the power of static and the desire electrons have in moving from one thing to another.
Nah dawg, start now, avoid spoilers.
I watched the first two episodes of the new Vince Gilligan show last night, Pluribus. Amazing stuff.
"TAXATION IS THEFT!" - My children every November 1st as we begin our annual political philosophy home schooling starting with their candy.
Rewatched Disney's Luca, quite underrated, highly imaginative, a great period piece drawing from lore and legends. I so wish Italians were real.
Candy corn should come out intact and recognizable like real corn