Bitch..... i feel like a megatron wojack!

girls aren't giving you their number anymore. they're asking if you have signal to add you to their anarchist polycule

Watching the last two episodes of twin peaks the return before a Christmas party

Only Jeff Pearlman and Tom Brady (director) can be discussed

This is how it’s going to beee doo doo do dooo doo doo doo how it’s gonna gon

I’m in the club with Joe Lanza saying, “this is not a horny club”

Chicken and rice 🫢🤫

Tony picks up the team option on Cody

I’m fat lever

experimenting with different levels of oreos soggyness

I miss Tholzerman last time I saw him online he kept asking if he was an egg

I had it set to only ppl I follow

It’s Gouda to be on Bluesky!!!

Are ppl actually using this now? Is there DMs?

Lmao my dad went to San Antonio when I was in hs and brought him a box of Duncan o’s

Having a party and everyone from your BeReal is there

Matt is gay like if you agree! :)