//Compact! He is compact!
Posts by Wolverine π³οΈβπ (parody)
"Last time I try ta compliment ya."
"Got me there. Damn, I was tryin' ta say you weren't old, bub."
"Ben Grimm don't age. I age real slow, Maxie."
"I know old, bub. That ain't you."
βWhoaaaoaaa They got Alts alright! Here you guys go! Hunt 'em down! And remember, have fun and wear protection, don't catch those Filthy Racial cooties! β
//None of my accounts, no matter what, will suffer these cowards and their weak hive mind.
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Kurt's my biggest, active account so here we go.
Fuck racism. Fuck it at all levels. Fuck your weird agendas, fuck trying to use narratives like 'society doesn't care' to hurt minorities, fuck your entire life if you think this is acceptable.
You desperately need therapy.
~π½
//You act like that Emma Frost account did, I hope you have a horrible life.
// @heartoflion.bsky.social and @gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social
"If ya gotta end someone, ya gotta end 'em. That's it."
"You got drafted, Stark."
"Can't stand Frost."
"I'm in."
//If my Logan seems a bit offensive or rude, well, he is. It's bloody Logan!
"Ah, poor Reilly. No one's got as bad as him. Suck it up, pal. You ain't hot shit. Plenty of folks out there got it worse than you and they ain't pulling yer crap."
"Frost needs her royal ass kicked."
"She heals ya. I just hurt ya. I don't give a goddamn."
SNIKT!
"See these? Unbreakable. You? Bet not."
"Why the hell did ya attack people? Talk."
"Always."
"Piss off, comrade."
youtu.be/2teepKEjxPY?...
No. Cause he ain't the writin' type.
Logan has a secret spiritual side to him after all his sojourns to Japan.
Underneath the gruff, the copious body hair, and adamantium, Logan has a great respect for such things.
"Licking his wounds and scared."
He does so, typical scowl on his face.
"You always gotta have one left over to interrogate."
"And the jet. Danger Room. Beast. Crawler. Husk. Morph. Sentinels. Legacy Virus. Major. Want me to keep going?"
//I'm shelling out the money later! I NEED this!
"She's a human, but I'm protective of her. And she's gonna be living at the mansion."