yk i expected my breath to be stinky, but no one tells you how absolutely gross your tongue looks during the process and also didnt expect to smell nothing but my own spit for the entire week

dudes. hell week has me so fucked up right now. i drink as much water as i can, the swelling has went down a lot but i probably still need to do ice water dips, cant stop drooling, i cant stand without getting dizzy, im hungryyy and i cant stop thinkin about chocolate chip pancakes.

i got my tongue split today im so miserable 💕

i almost fainted earlier and it left me with a headache and a stomachache. my sister's bday dinner is in a few hours ffs

Tulip Falls.

went to the gay club w my friends and we left just as i was getting crunk wtff

how tf do you act nonchalant?! im so serious

monarch of sideways photos. peep da angel bites in the first pic !! aaaaa

hanging out w my coworker this week so i can lay on her bed and kick my feet while i talk about my weekend and work on perler bead portraits together. love feeling girly and feminine 🌸

i mean he offered to make me breakfast and we brushed our teeth together after we woke up ummm im married?

NOT going into detail but long story short, he got comfortable w me rlly fast, apparently im "beautiful" hehhe, things happened that neither of us expected to happen, he kissed the top of my head and the back of my hand right before he left and im smitten. hell yeahh

i hate that pinterest got rid of the 'favorites' feature im gonna die abt it

we r hanging out 2morrowww and we were on call earlier for a couple hours because he was sad but told me i made him feel better at the end of it! he acknowledged that he didnt want his sister finding it weird that we were hanging out casually. i told
him to ask her cuz idk LMAO

i have a concert to go to next weekend and my friend invited me to a rave the very next night. im gonna be so DEAD afterwards

im so tired of seeing AI fr

forgot to tell bsky i got angel bites all willy nilly over the weekend. i feel cute

a white cat with a pink tongue sticking out is making a funny face . ALT: a white cat with a pink tongue sticking out is making a funny face .

fine shyt got a haircut and sent me pics im geekinggg

i ate a pb&j, probably wasnt the best idea

we cant meet up. i only exist on bsky

also hanging out with my coworker tomorrow for the first time outside of work! this is also exciting wow people actually think im cool irl ?!

but now im hungry and im scared

realistically i probably ate something bad. im glad i have the shitting issue instead of the vomiting issue. i would just simply die.

dudes tmi but i had the shits 5 times today my ibs is going CRAZY and my butthole hurts. ive been laying still here about 5 hours in case my movement causes another conundrum

i did just get out of a relationship and am not ready for anything and he isnt either. we have established that, but i see nothing wrong in very slowly but surely sharing our interest in one another until the time comes... if it ever does. can never go into anything with expectations!

does anybody care about my childhood crush update? he asked me to hang out yesterday (after he's done being sick) so that's exciting. and i'm happy because we are subtly flirting but it doesnt feel sexually charged like it does with any other person i flirt with. things are moving, folks!

was having lovey dovey dreams then woke up to the doorbell ringing. went to get my amazon package and realized i locked myself out of the apartment. that's what i get for dreaming about a man.

nothing makes me feel cooler than playing bass on guitar hero

i didnt update but i ended up messaging him earlier today and he just responded. im still zooted oh god

i did not find my gauge by the way

went to find my gauge on the floor somewhere (and make a pb&j) then my dad came home and gave me a pen he got for free at the dispo. i got toasted on accident.