Real Galaxy-brain stuff here when he tries to flog it to the plod

All those dirty words
They make us look so dumb
Been drinking far too much
And neither of us means what we say

The level of headloss over there just because Everton have pointed out we were here first and that we represent the same city they do is phenomenal. Very fragile people.

"Red team gets agitated when reminded that blue team exist and were in fact here first" is a universal story

Same thing happens here in Bristol. Rovers had their team photo done with Clifton Suspension Bridge in the background and the other lot were furious 🤣 it's their bridge apparently 🤷‍♂️

What an odd thread, full of odd people

She's right you know

Well I'm happy one Evertonian got it!

(happy 80th birthday for yesterday Mr Curry x)

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space ! Alt: Tim Curry in Soviet uniform from Command & Conquer: Red Alert saying 'Space!' in the campest most over the top way imaginable while clearly only just holding it together

After yesterday, I've decided I am escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Kopites:

So, as I understand it, the dog ate Keir Starmer's homework and/or another boy did it and ran away?

Celtic regard Hearts as the mini-Rangers so...

I see Brian's making an impact

Yeah, we were killing them and finally went ahead after a couple of close ones. Said to my neighbour "thank fuck for that, you know what happens when there's loads of pressure and no reward". And then, it happened anyway lol

That said, we allowed the disallowed goal to take the wind out of our sails and didn't take the cue of the equaliser and enforced keeper change to give it them both barrels.
LFC know they got away with one and that's what hurts, should have finished them off.

It was also blatantly LFC's plan to kick Gana out of the game early on and they were just allowed to carry on doing it? Was it three horrendously late tackles on him that went without a card?
Penalty appeal was ridiculous, sorry he deliberately ran into him, nowhere near the ball. It's a penalty.

Tell you what I resented yesterday. Went berserk for Ndiaye's disallowed goal before the review thingy came up just like everyone else. When we equalised I held back a bit because, you know, what if it gets disallowed for some reason?
Fucking VAR ruining goals even when it's not involved

I mean, at the moment I think it's still feasible to get a membership and pick up seats for games you can do as and when. Or Seat Unique as well if you don't mind the premium. But it's a tough one - the back of my mind says "what if we make a semi final or final? Will I regret dropping it?"

Just occurred to me that maybe a few more of those empty (but sold) seats will be filled next year as people figure out networks to get them into the hands of mates/family. My two neighbours were swapping numbers yesterday for exactly that purpose

Imagine being so desperate to shout "oooh, triggered are you?" at a bunch of 18 year olds doing sports science degrees that you legislate for your right not to have them say "not really no, piss off loser" back at you

It's just reactionaries demanding the right to tell young people that they and their friends are subhuman scum because they're worried there are too many nice normal people in the younger generation

Fingers crossed for you! Genuinely think there'll be more churn this summer than before but we'll see

Nice to make new friends on football free weekends

Yeah I mean with - was it up to 11? - qualifiers, it's nailed on that we end up as Monday night specialists again if we're not one of them.

Haha! It's all the pieces continuing to settle down after the move innit, not everything's come to rest yet

What can I say, I'm struggling for discourse this morning given so little happened yesterday

I also got to hear Norwich lad say "Carra Rudd" when referring to NCFC's home so that was nice. No you may not ask me to say your chosen phrases in Bristolian

I was on the fence due to all the 2am returns home this season but at least M5/M6/M62 is fairly straightforward - don't envy you trying to make it work from Cornwall!

Sensible Clown Party