From The VVitch. The main character in puritan garb, a white girl. I BE THE WITCH OF THE WOOD.

It's September, and all of us are like

Perfection!

Sorry, lady. You want grandkids, I want you to go therapy to learn that your happiness is your own responsibility; we all want something we’ll never get 🤷

At my aunt’s 80th bday celebration today, my cousin and his wife announced that they’re pregnant and my mother burst into tears and shouted “NEXT” and pointed to us and made everyone super uncomfortable, 5/5 stars, highly recommended 🫩

This video is my Roman Empire. It became my entire personality for about three months of 2016 when I discovered it. Good times.

What Hanna said!! This one is WILD 😍

Come what may, #AdamDriver taking my tiny phone in his meaty oven mitt hands and scrunching slightly to take a photo of us is a top 10 life moment. Maybe top 5 if I’m pressed (or ovulating).

So not cool for #PedroPascal to be everywhere I turn while I’m ovulating. They couldn’t have dropped all this press a week or two ago? Damn. I’m playing with fire here.

This is canon now 🥹😍

They shut down my town’s Main Street bc they’re “filming a movie” and my silly ass convinced myself it was #PaperTiger so I walked the half mile to check it out. Alas; a Netflix movie with Kevin Hart. But just in case they lied here are some pics of the set, let’s play wheres Waldo like the 🤡 we are

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OMG DROP THE DREAM ADDRESS PLZZZ

It’s a beautiful day in the NY/NJ area, I hope #AdamDriver is having an easier time shooting #PaperTiger in the reduced humidity and slightly lower temps 🫶🏻

Time for my monthly soapbox post: GET OFF TWITTER PLEASE JFC YOURE EMBARRASSING ME HERE! if h*tler owned a social network you’d have used it??? CHRIST!

Oof, come on now

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaaaahahahahhaaaaa

Eating a hot dog in the cheap seats at a baseball game with tears in my eyes, in complete awe, bathed in the light of realization and whispering “I get it now,” like Frank watching Mac dance in Mac Finds His Pride.

I get it now.

Hot dogs at a baseball game are incredible.

No Context Materialists:

On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.

While we gape in horror at the battle of the micro penises, remember how we’ve been told women are too emotional to be leaders.

god I am living for these not-zees tearing each other apart publicly let there be NOTHING LEFT

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

and a teeeeeny bit of crack too!!! 🥹🫠🥵

Pedro Pascal said therapy and medication are valid forms of self care 🩷

Guys I just realized the muppets are wearing TINY FORMAL WEAR 🥹

Was scrolling thru the google photo app and forgot about all these “outtakes” that do something to me 😮‍💨🫠

Adam Driver with his back to the photographer during stage door autograph signings at the Lortel Theater. He’s dressed in a black knee length wool coat and black jeans and boots.

Adam Driver with his back to the photographer during stage door autograph signings at the Lortel Theater. He’s dressed in a black knee length wool coat and black jeans and boots.

L O R G E

#adamdriver #holdontomedarling

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