Sure, an eye for eye blinds two people, but voting yes is your best defense against their gouging your eye out in the first place.

Nothing beats the first springtime blooms of #ArlingtonVA County Board campaign fiction:

"First they defund the police. Then they defund everyone else."
- Audrey Clement

"The change we need."
- Julie Farnam

It's all fun and losses now, but Arlington is going to miss her when she is gone.

Coming soon to a median near you: Persistence vs. Verbosity!

Persistence is art.

Keep it straight #ArlingtonVA people.

Mock: ✅
Maul: ❌

With all due respect, Mr. DeVita has some work to do to match the record of Arlington legend Audrey Clement. It could have been her too!

Hey now! He's practically a rookie.

Let the advertising games begin!

It only works if you run again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again, then again...

As we bid farewell to a difficult year featuring an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA, let's look forward with hope and optimism to a year that will feature an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA. Happy New Year!

Congratulations to Ms. Clement for her achievement: 0-16!

In the meantime, signs don't plant themselves. 'Lil help.

Don't forget, #ArlingtonVA. Early voting starts next Friday!

Variety is overrated!

Audrey Through the Years YouTube video by Memeified Audrey

DeVita's got some catching up to do!

Audrey Through the Years YouTube video by Memeified Audrey

Who doesn't love a 15-time loser?

An Audrey sing-along: bsky.app/profile/meme...

Audrey memes have gone mainstream.

Memeified and posterized.

Since 2011, Audrey has garnered 166,568 votes more than all (R) candidates combined. Even if you add in the John Vihstadt's votes, who is an (R) but ran as an (I), she has still beaten the Arlington GOP by a hefty 72,692 votes. In #ArlingtonVA, the two primary parties are (D) and (AC).

Audrey Through the Years YouTube video by Memeified Audrey

Take a moment and celebrate Audrey's illustrious history. youtu.be/y4RZ49vSTE8

Fun facts: Arlington, VA has 168,321 registered voters as of 5/1/2025 per the Commonwealth of Virginia's Department of Elections. Audrey has lost 15 elections by a total of 457,221 votes. She has earned 253,647 votes in that same span. The average margin of loss is 30,481. #ArlingtonVA

Audrey Through the Years YouTube video by Memeified Audrey

Greetings #ArlingtonVA. Enjoy a recap of Audrey Clement's perseverance. She can equal the 2017 Cleveland Browns and 2008 Detroit Lions this November. youtu.be/y4RZ49vSTE8