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Posts by Coach Monk

I toss and turn WAY too much to stay hugging a pillow. Unless the pillow is over 200 lbs that shits gone.

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Waking up feeling like a crumpled piece of paper cuz you did T Rex arms all night, not cool.

3 hours ago 15 0 1 0

No you got MNK LB3'd.

16 hours ago 3 0 1 0

An attempt at posing was made but I guess it ain't for me. πŸ˜‚

17 hours ago 2 0 1 0

😘

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That worked for me cuz that's just me. I still freestyled most of the gains I've made cuz I'm a stubborn cunt.

Now ya'll get so many resources and people to ask (me included).

17 hours ago 1 0 0 0

If i did it with sheer power of spite anybody can lolol.

17 hours ago 1 0 1 0
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This took me out. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17 hours ago 2 0 0 0

Me when I'm πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

17 hours ago 2 0 1 0
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Listen, I'm trying ok.

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1 day ago 3 0 0 0

Well screen got a privacy film and back lighting likes to be on the dimmer side so I'm usually barely seeing the pics im taking lmao.

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I may have zoomed in too much but it was already too late.

1 day ago 177 7 6 0

Moral of the story be nice to local uncs? Some people will compliment you out of nowhere. I've had literal homeless ppl just stop me once they see you dont up your nose they'll say cool shit to you.

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It happened again and I wish I was making this up. Some kinda tipsy unc came by to ask me about martial arts out of the blue as I was walking down a bit sketchy area. He came respectful so I followed his convo for a bit shook my hand went my way.

He looked kinda weird but was glad I talked to him.

1 day ago 23 0 1 0

Battle Revolution low key slapped but it could've been better lol.

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

I meant the second don't post and get ready for gym at the same time ppl.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Who doesn't?

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This is a horoscope I can get behind but the first F I will be providing instead. πŸ˜‚

Any takers?

1 day ago 22 0 6 0

Been EV maxing.

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

I'm biased towards fighting and dark or steel types but according to a scaringly accurate quiz I did before it says I'm a dragon type so πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.

My surprise thrown ins are usually chimecho or porygon.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

No. πŸ˜‚ just regular wear + my bag.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

Someone told me I look like a PokΓ©mon trainer on this fit and im hollering.

2 days ago 103 1 10 0

Me when πŸŸ₯

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I'm sorry for also killing bsky ya'll.

2 days ago 13 0 3 0

Electricity is kaput so need to be outta the house to not rot lol.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0
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Power down. Evacuating. Send food.

E X P E L L E D.

3 days ago 211 11 6 1
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E X P E L L E D

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

I've at least 3 random uncs on the street call me out and playfully tease me to have a scrap and then come up for a dab.

I'm not mad at it.

3 days ago 21 0 1 1

Wait, wat.

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