OH COME ON

Hades 2.

Sonny Corleone Would Still Be Alive Today If He Had E-ZPass Over the years, I’ve watched The Godfather more times than I can count. It is, without a doubt, a crown jewel of American cinema. No matter how many times I see it, though, there’s one part I can neve...

#neverforget theonion.com/sonny-corleo...

Bruhhhh please why did these kids cook him like this?! 😭😭😭

Damn. I knew that, if I was going to lose a Dream Dive before getting all the new cosmetics, it would be to R4 Eris… and that’s precisely what happened.

Pink and cream image that says Happy Non-Binary Patents Day, surrounded by hearts and stars

Today we’re celebrating non-binary parents day.

Not every family fits into a model of “mum” or “dad”, and it doesn’t need to.

Damn, these folks was signing petitions so Bill Russell wouldn't buy a house in their neighborhood and this is when he was BILL RUSSELL. Racism crazy as shit.

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

If the world’s population drinks enough coffee in sucky enough circumstances, we can break the negative limit and get everything to loop around back to good again!

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Sharon Osbourne attending a Tommy Robinson march proves Kneecap were right about her.

Fuck Sharon Osbourne

Reese Witherspoon Doubles Down on Telling Women to Learn AI: Jobs We Hold Are ‘Three Times More Likely to Be Automated By AI’ Reese Witherspoon is again advising her followers that there's no time like the present to start learning about and using artificial intelligence.

“the jobs women hold are 3x more likely to be automated by AI, yet women are using AI at a rate 25% lower than men on average. We don’t want to be left behind”

Using the (ethically & environmentally 👎) technology that’s replacing your job won’t save your job. What is she even talking about?

The thing about Chappelle’s “I was just making jokes” plea is that he brought Elon Musk out on stage, so y’know.

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

Dream Dive victory screen from Hades 2. The areas visited in order: the Fields of Mourning, Erebus, Tartarus and the ascent of Mt. Olympus. Weapon: my trusty Aspect of Moros from the Umbral Flames weapon.

Nice little update to #Hades2. I don’t know yet how much I can get with stars, but it’s not bad.

JD Vance telling Nigel Richards how to play Scrabble.

SEEMS BAD

Dave Chappelle needs to be shot directly into the sun. He does not get to complain about his fellow bigots seeing his open, unrelenting and wholly unnecessary bigotry as creating a permission structure for their own.

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Happy birthday!

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

That means dessert!

Never really played any of the REs, so when I saw this, I had Jill Valentine’s “I’m a member of STARS” from MVC2 in my head.

About Me: Video Games grid. Mobile version won’t allow me to confirm more alt text than a few lines, so no list of games. Sorry.

Surprisingly hard to fill out when you’re trying to restrict yourself to one per franchise; I could have put Final Fantasy games in at least five of these, easy. Also, I couldn’t find a spot for Dark Souls; Dark Souls 2 in Underrated would be closest.

Objectively one of the worst people to write about this because she’s leaving out how she and other white women let a lot of these assholes slide because their first targets were Black women

She called Milo charming dinner convo

She can go to hell

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Nope Full Offense. An all white gaming newsroom in this economy isn't a fluke it's an ACTIVE CHOICE

“It’s OK if you’re a Republican” is the real slogan of the US.

Looks like Putin and Trump weren’t able to rig the election in Hungary. Good news and gives us optimism for our elections in November.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.