😂😂😂 he dies just about every night he wrestles, honestly, so fair assessment lmao

WELP. Same shit, different toilet.

Jacob need it the fast way, the ski mask way…

(Looks at posts, tunes back in) oh—he said “Run the jewels”

🗣️BOAH I’M THAT NIGGA THAT RAP—(Donnie Thornberry babbling)

In this bitch high-steppin to “Make Em Say Uhh”—I should probably start this Aaliyah Boston return game—wait—Silkk Da Shokker’s part is playin 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 it was the energy that made those terrible bars sound cool, I swear—yep, we’re playin this out, Mia convinced me…

(Switches to NBA 2K)

JUUUST OOONE—

Lmfao Liv and Rhea:

Keebler elf lookin mf but he be cookin—hell, he was workin like hell with Finn just now lol

Now I gotta gahdamn do roster updates in 2K…pin escape, 95 rating, this is crazy lmao

Nah, I fucks with JD, he be hoopin in that ring…that mf head just somehow as big as his torso lol

Danhausen: The Animated Series

Every week Danhausen solves a new mystery alongside his best friends…

the Harlem Globetrotters.

Call me, WWE!

JD got the fuckin 80’s villain montage music for a theme song 😂😂😂

Cus I wanna know when the hell Did she get the platinum ring escape badge—I don’t recall her doing that ever Lmao

Instant receipts are hilarious lmao

You would do the same too, that’s just good ring patch under duress…we’re just mad Liv had that kinda ring IQ—where’d she get that ring IQ from? lmao

Tryna cut it halfway through—nah—I remember what happens next—remind everyone else lmao

Nah—you got some explaining to do…namely: (Jim Ross voice) why? Lmao

BOOK IT, SCRAP, YA COWARD!

Lmfao how in the fuck is Bron bleeding?

Seth Rollins whole outfit big lmao

Montez Ford, how dare you. How *very* dare you, show up after last night’s events? Lmao

Me when Nia Jax walkin to the ring:

I ain’t gonna be one too many of these bitches, Paulie—I’ll launch that big-ass walkie-talkie-ass cell phone into the sun…

Nahnahnahnahnahnah—play the rest of that Shooting Star Press clip lmao

‘02 Brock Lesnar was fucking scary, bro…

Lmfao was that Fabolous in the pink shorts?

BIG VAQ!

Some say pussy, others may say smart lol