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Posts by Zach Zimmerman
guy at CVS opened the multivitamin cabinet for me and I accidentally grabbed the 50+ vitamins. “Oh these are for an older gentleman,” I said. He comes back, “Well, you do look a little tired.” Have a great day everyone! Read for filth at CVS! Time of death: 10:11am
Why I Am Never Leaving New York (I am chained to a radiator in the basement of the Times Square M&Ms store)
In these times of complete certainty, clarity, and altogether BOREDOM at the state of things, it’s so important to enter a space where you don’t know what it is going to happen: my mind! See you on tour in these 12 cities this fall!
New episode lands this weekend on @meidastouch.com with abductee aka “guest” @zzdoublezz.bsky.social
vintage Cuomo hate
I’ve been at the corner of happy and healthy for an hour - where are you guys?
TONIGHT AT 8: Iranian-American author of “Martyr!” Kaveh Akbar on the toll of war between Israel and Iran, Michigan Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on threats to American democracy, and comedian
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
Lotta POSTCARDS from Cuomo, lotta PEOPLE for Zohran and Linder - can you buy an election??? tbd
speaking out about something I love (to hate) - from my special Surprise Me now on YouTube
happy nyc early mayor voting! nyc has a sample ranked choice ballot online — and it’s very cute on first glance, until you realize Cat is calling for the EXILE AND/OR GENOCIDE of his opponent’s species
what does a journalist say before they orgasm? im about TK
my type (not picky!!)
I love to go on the news
re: Trump coin
I’ll try. I’m so tired.
“unconditional”
wow thanks vulture! stream my new special this weekend!
youtu.be/b3J60D-JPSM?...
my first comedy special is now live! stream it on YouTube tonight!
Happy Easter!
Stream my first special Surprise Me this Tuesday at 8pm EST - click here to subscribe and get a notofication: m.youtube.com/watch?v=b3J6...
Happy Easter!
a clip from my new comedy special “Surprise Me” premiering in 13 days
help
The moral of Mickey 17 is that there’s a big difference between 17 and 18