My alarm to leave went off and I have never been more confused in my fucking life

I was like damn I'm gonna be late to work, but at least this train is empty! No. No it's empty bc I am in fact going to be EARLY

I THOUGHT IT WAS 9:07 WHAT

I am so excited to go a couple of nights without being woken up by Charles licking my face.

Omfg I love you that's perfect

Resting all weekend was supposed to make me BETTER

If I get as sick as my manager was last week I'm so fucked. I have travel plans and, weirdly enough, would rather not cancel. Fingers crossed this clears up soon/doesn't get worse.

I slept so much over the weekend, how am I still so fucking exhausted????

I always forget how much Charles likes big skirts and this project has been very annoying specifically bc of him.

A black and white tuxedo cat stares thoughtfully at an orange cat lying beneath layers of a pink tulle skirt.

The tuxedo cat gently sticks his paw out into the fabric, placing it on the other's back. The orange cat looks annoyed by this.

Was gonna sew some trim onto the tulle for a bit more length but nevermind. It's theirs now.

Charles likes it when I'm sick tho bc he can just curl up with me all day, which I guess is pretty cute

Glad to be getting sick now instead of next weekend, but I swear to god if I get sick after the con too I'm gonna just die. I'm such a big baby about being sick, even if it isn't particularly severe lol

Coworker: I feel like you woke up and chose violence today

1st text: Me when I see Charles (my cat): what a handsome little sweet potato Me when I see Mr. Silky (my other cat): 2nd text is a screenshot from Shrek of donkey saying "that is a nice boulder" 3rd text: I just woke up idk why this was literally what I was thinking about when my eyes opened

Good morning what kind of tone does this set for my day

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Thinking about the time I kept using my key fob on the light switch instead of the reader bc that's the level of tired I am today lol

I'm nearly done but it's always like this. The closer I am to the end the more exhausted I get and the less I care lol

Need to work on cosplay but all I want to do is go to bed. Sew in a zipper? Would rather die ♥️

Tragically other roles within the company hold zero appeal to me. The one that would is specific to TX, which lol no thanks.

When will the job market/economy be stable enough that I can quit? There are aspects of this job I genuinely enjoy, but I've been doing it for so long I'm just bored. Not of the weird shit that happens—please keep that coming—but the work itself. I crave the challenge of learning something new.

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Am I sick? Is it allergies? I can't tell! But if I'm getting sick please let it happen now before I go out of town next weekend pleeaaaaasse

Does this give me the all clear to also respond with an emoji?

Someone emailed me their intent to move out and I can't stop laughing bc the subject is "Notice to Vacate" and the body of the email is just 👍

Me texting my sister like bitch you live like this? But worse bc yours is twice as long and curly???? Insane.

Encountering these issues while it was short: easy to handle
While it's long: there's no coming back from this

Y'all I am so out of my depth why the fuck is my hair suddenly so frizzy and how do I make it stop long hair is a curse, actually

Considering he would be very unhappy and probably shred me to pieces... Charles. He's the real barrier.

Charles has been preventing me from going out to grab coffee and I wish I could just toss him over my shoulder and bring him with