Another morning waking up to see it still hasn’t happened. 😩

Googling who Chad Kelly is. BRB.

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Sometimes I wonder if Bluesky deserves my content.

The Texas Rangers have a pitcher named Luis Curvelo who throws 4 different pitches — one of which is NOT a curveball.

Just seems selfish to me, to be honest.

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Stupid fat fingers. Lol

No idea why this guy is, but the real criminal is his barber.

Edwin Diaz is going to end up being a historically good free agent pickup for the Dodgers.

Then, if fans get mad bc they went back on their promise, just say it didn’t count bc it was before their merch store officially opened.

They should promise the collection to their fans at a price that seems like it wouldn’t even make sense for them, then, after fans start buying them, ask for the fans to give them back bc they realized in hindsight it wasn’t a good business deal for them.

Ok. I didn’t realize you were including Linderbaum in the costly investment part. Yes. That was obviously costly. Cousins? Doesn’t seem to have been so, which makes it an even better move.

Is it costly in the short-term though? The Raiders are only paying 1.3mil of this. Lot of options. Potential out after one season. Am I missing something?

Sorry to butt into a conversation, but just want to say I appreciate both sides of it. I’m thankful for Derek and people like him, bc I, like Miranda, do often feel hopeless and like there’s nothing anyone can do.

It’s good to get some hopeXcore every now and then so I don’t drown.

Know any cool companies/people in need of graphic design, web design, video editing or related work?

haggertycreative.com/portfolio/

Unironically posting this on April Fool’s Day is so Jets-coded it hurts.

The name of the band was The Rebel Yell, but there’s almost no online evidence of our existence (though I promise we did exist). Lol

It was before Spotify, and before YouTube and even smartphones were popular.

I’m so old.

Damn, really? Did not expect that. Most of these bands are ones that I tend to like all by myself. lol

When I was young and cooler (not cool, just cooler), I was in a band that opened for Lovedrug twice. Was amazing, and they were all super nice.

I understand this. I’m completely off TikTok, but haven’t been able to man the Meta jump, sadly. I wish there were better alternatives.

Has anyone found a good way to share an Instagram Reel on here?

Whenever I try to, it just looks like this:

Judah and the Lion. Days Away. Noah Gundersen. Kopecky. Lovedrug. The Oh Hellos. Say Anything. Slow Joy.

Weird. They literally just allowed help at running back to sign with Atlanta this month.

“LeBron James…is stronger than Kevin Huerter…and that’s why…he got that rebound.”

- a thing that was actually said on live television by Pistons colors commentator Greg Kelser a minute ago.

Cameron and Cayden Boozer | NCAA | Samsung YouTube video by Samsung US

If you told me that this was the first time these two had ever left the house and said words to people who weren’t each other, I would believe you.

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Confession:

The Jake Gyllenhaal remake of Road House is one of my guilty pleasure comfort watches, and I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen it.

The Boozer twins have the charisma of a paperclip.

I’m sure I’ll get called a hater, but I promise, I’ve been one of the biggest Peaky Blinders fans on the planet. Loved the show. It could do no wrong by me.

But the movie? Man. I was really disappointed.

Not terrible. Glad I watched, but a long war from the bar set previously.

The score of this game at this very moment was not lost on my 13-year-old son.

Nature is healing.

Markwayne's a huge Barry Lyndon fan.