Xe Iaso's Anubis

I tried drawing Anubis, from @xeiaso.net @techaro.lol

Warning to packagers: Minimum Go version bump to 1.26 is coming in two months · Issue #1525 · TecharoHQ/anubis Hello, I want to increase the minimum Go version of Anubis from 1.24 to 1.26 so that among other things Anubis can benefit from the green tea garbage collector. If you package Anubis in a distro, p...

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Techaro lives, albeit slowly

This screams "we needed to make a VC happy". At Techaro we totally understand where this comes from and why it would happen.

We only hope you understand when Techaro is made to do the same.

Release v1.25.0: Necron · TecharoHQ/anubis Hey all, I'm sure you've all been aware that things have been slowing down a little with Anubis development, and I want to apologize for that. A lot has been going on in my life lately (my blog wil...

Anubis v1.25.0: Necron

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As of today, Techaro no longer merges PRs. We morg them.

Are you trying to underbid perfection?

If you can give us 5 million dollars, we'll build a competitor to Discord

Adobe

It's coming! I just uh keep adding to it. And then new things keep happening while I'm adding it. I had to read 80 more pages of court documents because things developed while I was adding something else

That's just FRU though

Interview round two is to implement an optimized final fantasy 14 crafting solver

What should be on the Techaro hiring test? Wrong answers only.

Anubisちゃん可愛い ( @techaro.lol @celphase.bsky.social )

I wish I could reply to Jerry :(

🫡

Look, Y'shtola and G'raha are overrated. Cirina is pure.

She's aight, Cirina is my true love tho

tl;dr: We tried to be nice by throwing challenges less often for "real browsers". The bots adapted. We can't have nice things.

Release v1.24.0: Y'shtola Rhul · TecharoHQ/anubis Anubis is back and better than ever! Lots of minor fixes with some big ones interspersed. Fix panic when validating challenges after privacy-mode browsers strip headers and the follow-up request m...

New version of #Anubis is out after extended pretesting to confirm issues with the default config. Those issues have been fixed and peace is hopefully restored to the kingdom: github.com/TecharoHQ/an...

At some point we may be forced to do some AI something in order to get a government grant or some kind of funding. If this happens, please don't judge us too badly, we're just trying to survive like you are and you gotta play the game.

Looking at self hosting in light of the GitHub actions changes? We've got your back.

More details here: anubis.techaro.lol/docs/admin/h...

How will this be factored into Anubis on the server side?

Anubis will store information about each honeypot session in the server state. This will be used to add weight to clients by IP address and user agent. The more hits from a /24 or /48 it gets? The more weight the request gets out of the box.

Before you ask it: Will this be configurable?

Yes. It will. Right now this is the early test version that is being used to prove the idea. Eventually this will be pluggable with your own bullshit generator using WebAssembly and CGI.

This early test version generates LinkedIn-core bullshit:

We've been holding back the latest release of Anubis to give you honeypot / garbage generation. Read the draft PR for more information.

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DEEZ, which stands for 'Deploy, Exercise, Evaluate, Zero-in', relies on compartmentalized testing grounds, known as 'NUT's ('Neutral User Tests'). We hope this strategy will let us synergize our buzzwords for maximum efficiency!

We've mastered the DEEZ stack at Techaro. Be afraid.