Sheffield 1988

It’s always good natured in your own “end’…

Can’t wait - here we go again #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors

ReadyBrek activated

We’ve had a mini Bose for years and it’s great but sometimes won’t connect if someone else has connected recently… I must add that I once watched the TV with no red colour at all for 6months so my ability to fuss about tech is very low

For the win!
Both: Beach & Pool
Hopefully both: Thumbholes & Pockets!!

Wasn’t going in but weekend away, too much wine and before we knew it we were shouting at the TV

Oh no will have to shelve them as my go to on such matters - it’s in my ears now though

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Why does going to the garage for an MOT make me lose brain cells?
1. Asked husband to drop me off!!
2. Walked into town to waste some time and just had a meltdown that I don’t have my car keys
3. Now coffee in Costa - time limit in car park is 2 hours, checked my watch

Nope probably just designed to give my best mate a good laugh when we Airbnb and my husband forgets he’s not a hobbit

The only time an overheard train conversation has been vaguely interesting was tab-hanging on the Cathedral City boys talking about why they only have one colour of cheddar #bigcheeses

She’ll have been one of the Mums protesting against Jamie Oliver school dinners and stuffing Maccys in through the school gates to her starving kids

Mothercares finest overalls… also available in red

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My kids eyes went perfectly round and their eyebrows hit the ceiling!!!

Who serves Spaghetti Bolognaise with a boiled egg in it and a close, so close its touching, side salad?
“People” - my family have done this very thing

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… but thank you

It is on my list - love Portugal - would love to visit Porto and train to Lisbon

Perfect

Not sure but had to slide my glasses down my nose to read this as I blindly bought 1.5s instead of 2s in a myopic haze last week

Death by moveable feast and low hanging fruit!
Out now a new novel by Crispin (formerly from our New Media dept)

If you get a boat pop by for me, I’ve a flask and no plans

My kids: oh no Mummy, in a minute you’re going to be crying out loud

#repetitionworks

I’m between Bathmat and Windsock, so Potato will fit right in

Jenny! Sit at the back with Sharon!

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Nathan and Nathaniel used to be in my swimming class (brothers)

Our twins…. Bathmat & Windsock

Or the hedgehogs… one cheese & pineapple and one cocktail sausage & silverskin onion