[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

repost if you’re a dumb slut

Schisms coming

CPS students can now access books, tutoring, other library services with just a student ID

Chicago Public Schools students can now access books, tutors and other resources at city libraries with just their student ID number. It’s the latest effort by CPS and the Chicago Public Library to expand access to library materials.

This reminds of the time I texted my long distance bff “I have something to tell you” which sent her in to a spiral as she had recently gone through a breakup and a friend coming out to her until I followed up with “I don’t really like baby corn”

Me and my friends would have killed tiger woods with hammers I can tell you that much

It pisses me off so much when I see those ChatGPT ads where someone gets advice for sticking to a running routine or opening a restaurant — all that information is stolen from folks who have done actual research studies, run trials, written blogs, published essays & books. Fucking thievery.

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

In honor of Mr. Rogers’ birthday, here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that the quote of his you keep sharing, that in times of crisis we should look for the helpers, was for his audience of children.

We’re adults now. We’re supposed to *be* the helpers.

solidarity with dolores huerta a brave and wonderful woman

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

This looks like I’m about to die in the pit

The 170+ children the US killed signed up for school.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

A very fun thing is my feed reacting to something I haven’t heard about yet with just “holy shit/wtf/omg” and it turns out to be some insane nba thing (sga game winner, bam 83 points) instead of some horrible atrocity

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Will definitely be watching The Worst Person in the World shortly

Watching Sentimental Value and wow, I’m sorry Renate Reinsve I was not familiar with your game

Dudes rock

100 Gecquas

Me [over party music]: I really did only have an iced coffee that whole day

Bella Hadid: That’s crazy

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Just starting planning my first visit to Atlanta later this year and this had made me even more excited

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

The print version of the onion has been one of the best parts of 2026

First of all who knows what took place and who bit what.

But if this convo could in any way lead to my being disciplined or affect my personal working conditions, I request my steward or union officer (Jean) be present at the meeting. Without representation, I choose not to answer questions tbh

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship