Kretschmar, Turkey of the Bone, lowers itself into a large arena as lightning strikes and music swells.

a screenshot from the anime Revolutionary Girl Utena where Kaoru a blue haired boy idiot is talking to Himemiya the beautiful rose bride and he's asking "And if she told you to stop playing the piano, would you?" which is a stupid hypothetical that he knows the answer that he's using to justify doing what he already wants to do. challenge Utena for Himemiya in a weird combination crush wish fulfillment false hope with a sprinkle of supposed childhood trauma that still centers his feelings

"oh so you dont like waffles" made up a person to get mad at reply guy ass mf GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

(Screenshot of Amazon review) Five stars - Verified Purchase Spider dreams guaranteed Got these for a transatlantic flight from Seattle. Took effect about 20 minutes from consumption. I slept for about 4 hours and continued to use them to adjust to the timezone change. Every night I had the same dream about a spider wrapping me in a web very tightly and speaking backwards. It seemed very scared and was furious I could not understand what it was trying to say. 20 years passed in the dream world and eventually the spider and I became close friends and four years later we were married. Understandably our differences were too much and our relationship fell apart from the inside. My infidelity was the last straw and we never recovered from the betrayal. I would always wake up write before we signed the divorce papers. I had this same dream every night for 6 days. Great product. Highly recommend.

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Rothko chicken!

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

And ten years ago if I told you who had which titles you’d have slapped me on the spot

Michigan wins :’)

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter?

Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

Pen ink drawing of a hamster sitting, looking calm and cute. Text below it that say “DUE TO CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES, TANAKA'S HAMSTER HOUSES THE SOUL OF A HUMAN CHILD. ITS CONSCIOUSNESS IS THAT OF A HAMSTER, BUT THE SOUL ALLOWS IT TO DETECT ENTITIES NOT OF THIS WORLD.”

ah yes, of course

y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

CB Bucknor and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Lids Twitter post Black hat with changeable Yankees and dodgers patches On a losing streak? Yeah... we fixed that The Bandwagon Fitted™ lets you switch teams instantly-so you're always on the winning side Coming soon to a Lids near you • BANDWAGON FITTED™ INTERCHANGEABLE VELCRO PATCHES LIMITED LOYALTY ENABLED CHANGE FANDOM IN REAL TIME NEVER FEEL LIKE A LOSER AGAIN

Holy fucking shit Lids. GOTTDAMM

#goACC

I am overjoyed that Chris Fleming is getting so big because now I know other people can see him too

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

aren't there too many grass assets, they say
never enough, I say

everyone in the wells-fargo center is chanting for both of the ucla-uconn coaches to be lured to a catacomb and sealed in together in a double Cask of Amontillado situation. "Seal That Catacomb" is a chant from both fanbases

"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"

googoo dolls iris voice

THE BIG DANCE

The most beautiful non-sentient thing in the world, to me.

The 2026 men's NCAA Tournament bracket WITH tip times, TV channels and all tournament sites included.

You're welcome!

updated leon crop top lower back tattoo for resident evil requiem

thrilled to inform you that a leon crop top lower back tattoo mod finally dropped for resident evil requiem last night at 9:08pm

Bizarre little stamps (laudatory). You're still in control of the board.