I give the world my blessing: please build a wall around us. We can't be trusted among civilized company. I'm sorry.

Finally convinced my elderly mother to give it up!
Thanks Trump for improving her health!

Someone go throw extra fire on his house, please.

Depends. Mostly, I like living in joy, but somedays a little bit of spite adds flavor to my life.

I work two jobs, one fulltime, and still can't afford to sign for a one bedroom apartment without a cosigner.

#art #digitalart #wendigo #spooky

I volunteer to accompany any transperson that does not feel safe going to the bathroom alone.

Get him bail so we can fund it!!

We're all just wanting to be summer ghosts. #art #digitalart

And now the FBI wants help finding him?

Sorry, FBI, my healthcare plan doesn't cover stiches for snitches.

a woman is drinking a cup of coffee from a white cup . ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee from a white cup .

United Healthcare was hands down the worst health insurance I have ever been under. Denied covering everything from flu shots to Ob/gyn appointments.

Someone buy that man a beer.

Signal interrupted. Mind the deer.
#TVDeer #nothingbutstatic #art #digitalart