Really get a taste of popularity when all your coworkers groan when you take the cut leaving them with the lesser liked coworker 🎀✨

“I am a vessel for the creative energy of the universe” \
“I am in upward vibration with universal creativity”
Are some of our fav meditation mantras

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.

How had we not found this yet if it’s visible from space?!

Views from the J platform ~

#Bluesky is giving us tumblr vibes & we Love that

I hate capitalism

Never expected to have so many pictures of poo on my phone #dogparentlife

I wanna punch the YT boys trainer in the face. Like shut up

This is the first time I’ve ever watched boxing- watching the trainers rip the mouth piece out after every round… it’s really making my skin crawl

Right!! Like how is winning this a point of pride? He’s oldd
Respect your goddamn elders!

like how do you find pride in fighting an old man?!? This honestly feels soooo racist.
Let that old man go hang out with his pigeons wtf

I love that this fake editorial I made went viral because I've been saying this to my friends since 2014

It has our dead name inside & gives us lots of tender feels~

Today we’ll be playing the part of “the most hireable personable interviewee”

Took a post work addy to lock into some creative projects but just got more focused in on scrolling 🥲

Arguably my most metal photo
#tonguesplit #splittongue

Our sweet #pup 🐾🎃 really think she serves #dog so well 🥲💕
#pets #cute

#orchid #bontanicalgarden #pink #nature

I genuinely hope we can abandon X and cost that misshapen freak millions

Truly, the more cute animals the better

I’ve been bamboozled 🥲

Taking the 1st 10 posts we like to train the algy here VERY seriously(& it reminds me how autistic we are 🥲)