The Mets have played 22 games and are already 8.5 games behind ATL. That takes some doing

Like, Jane was the best until she lost. And by then I didn't even like her anymore. I hated this season. That's what happens when there aren't strong black queens to root for

I was on her train til she started to get really cocky and believed all four of her wins were legit, which dovetailed with Darlene's ascendance. After that it was Darlene or nothing for me

this season of drag race was such a waste of fucking time

I just discovered Benidorm

NEW EPISODE: "How Can We Be Rivals If We Can't Be Friends?"

(points to anyone who knows the reference)

Bestie/rival energy and why being enemies no longer suits player-brands
Peggy + Charleston + equal prize money
FMK about careers from the WTA Golden Age

thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/how-can-we...

I screamed "WHERE IS THE BALL" multiple times today 🤣

😭

the camera work at this Masters has been atrocious

Calling the fans patrons is so obnoxious

a woman in a green dress is standing next to a man in front of a christmas tree and smiling . ALT: a woman in a green dress is standing next to a man in front of a christmas tree and smiling .

Watching Bryson make a triple to miss the cut

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe one day my name will evolve to Jonaughthan or some such nonsense 🤣

Shift the second "o" and the final "a"

That was one error!

Today I learned my brother doesn't know how to spell my name when I saw my contact in his phone. Like, quite literally butchered in every way possible 🤣

You and me ain't got a typical thing

Curry shrimp is the most underrated of the curries

Jonathan the tortoise alive and well today at ~193 years old — enjoying some bananas 🐢🍌

(via GMA | TW)

The WHAT?!?!

Only recently started buying them again. A staple of childhood

They tried to fool us that Jonathan the tortoise died yesterday. April Fools must die

When will ****** ***** go away?! This has gone on way too long 😭

I've seen a lot of great athletes in my time, but none have thrilled me more than one BC Lara

And when it's alongside Patti LaBelle's? Whew

😍😍

🤣🤣🤣

Lock him up. Beyond ridiculous. He's a menace to society

I tried to find a pic but couldn't 😭. It was a frilly frilly blouse type top. Looked damn good to me