Why did the British dinosaur prefer the Victorian novelist’s reboot of Jurassic Park?

Because “Brontë sawr us”

Picture/headline combo makes it looks like he's super nervous about having to read those old timey words and he's got people laying hands to pump him up for it.

Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
Says, "you ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door"
Moses stood up a full six foot ten
Said "you can't close the door when the wall's caved in"

Is it in that newer IRCO building where they had a few d1 community forums?

Do you know where in Gateway it’s going to be?

Portland City Council PM Session 04/15/26 YouTube video by eGov PDX

It's important for Portlanders to see what @counciloravalos.bsky.social said during the Council meeting on Wednesday night about taking a system-based approach to equity. It was truly an extraordinary statement (complimentary): www.youtube.com/live/4J-Kh2h...

Fucking Amelia Bedelia presidency.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

I hear CBS pays a bonus if you keep it close through the end.

On today's Bluesky, a very special skeet from BenRad.

Love what you bring to the call. Nobody does it like you do.

Lemonades are the best Girl Scout cookie.

serena’s got us

Picture of Johnny from Airplane being mischievious.

Would love to get to a point where the 504 sit-in becomes well-known to liberal and lefty folks and their movements, where they understand and accept that disabled people have our own organizing history and are comrades deserving of + capable of demonstrating solidarity.

Screenshot of a Trump post from Truth Social: "“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

The good thing here is that this fucker never gets around to infrastructure week.

Screenshot of a Trump post from Truth Social: "“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

The good thing here is that this fucker never gets around to infrastructure week.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

That Jokic fadeaway over a fully extended Wemby! Wowzers.

I liked BOFA. Yeah, BOFA deez seasons.

❤️

View from the march going under the Burnside bridge with spectators looking down on the crowd, blue skies and a glimpse of the white stag sign overhead.

A smiling woman with sunglasses shows off her sign which reads "Prick A Dick-Tator" and features a soft-sculpture, Pinocchio-nosed Trump and a pincushion with colorful glass headed pins. His speech bubble reads "Off to golf & piss on the Constitution!"

A kid (face not pictured) holds a sign that reads "A DICK-TATER-SHIP" and features an orange faced swoop haired Trump in a boat with a basket of McDonald's fries. (The opposite side of the sign asks, "What do you call a penis and a potato on a boat?"

A smiling woman in sunglasses holds an excellent hand drawn sign featuring Princess Leia kneeling in front of (or inside?) a giant clogged artery, red and yellow against a pale blue background. The sign reads ”Help us, cholesterol: You're our Only HOPE"

Blue skies, cherry blossoms, good dogs, smiling kiddos, proud vets, drummers, people with walkers, singing/dancing folks dressed as vaginas. No shortage of craft and sass at No Kings Portland (OR) today!

Man looks like Gilligan.

Pam Bondi at a cabinet meeting with a younger Pam Bondi behind her wearing the same color outfit.

If the camera pulls back, how many Pam Bondis wearing maroon outfits will we see?

trump speaking to the press. A microphone in the foreground. A second microphone is fuzzy and its positioning in the foreground makes it look like trump could be wearing a rabbits paw over his left hand.

A flurry of excitement in the furry community as Trump signals interest with a costumed left hand.

badly made book sale sign on 119th and stark pointing behind a seedy payday loan place and also not pictured a seedy massage place

someone has laid a very particular trap

TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE by Gwendolyn Brooks Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here-through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.

It's world poetry day. It's spring. It's this world around us. It's Gwendolyn Brooks' voice reminding us, "You need not die today / Stay here-through pout or pain or peskyness. /
Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow."

She seems to get what she wants.

Beautiful Border Collie sitting on the beach, looking intently up towards her person.